President Trump Actually Paved Over The Rose Garden

I think this is a good idea, but I’m not sure he’s ever actually paid a bill in his life.

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Just wait til he erects a statue of you know who!!!

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May be the actual White House is next to put in a 54 story luxury hotel with a lease to Donald in perpetuity.

With this kind of corruption, you just never know.

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This cretin covers any vertical surface he can with faux gold. Why should it surprise anyone when he likewise covers any outdoor horizontal surface with concrete?

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Given what we know of his diet, taste doesn’t exist there either.

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On January 20, 2029, the next president should announce every single Trump regime disfigurement to the White House is being dismantled.

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so much to do for the next real president on Day 1, but reversing this, and the whole Gulf of Amerika business, should be on the top of the list.

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Have the workers been paid?

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Between this and the re-design of the East Wing, which will require demolition to expand it to twice its current size, he is no longer a tenant of the WH. He’s now the owner. And the government has ceded that to him without so much as a challenge or a whimper.

Imagine any tenant in a rental completely re-designing an apartment or townhouse without the landlord’s knowledge.

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If it’s a Democrat President, then maybe the ballroom could be repurposed as a homeless shelter, more aligned with Democratic party priorities. It would be a fitting slap in Trump’s face for his attempt to turn the White House into a gold plated palace.

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Im all for anything that might hasten his next cardiac event.

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That’s it!!. It’s parking for the new ballroom.

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If y’all think it bad to pave the rose garden, wait until he shreds the iconic East Wing offices for construction of his fancy “ball room” dance floor. The East Wing was where the president’s wife had her offices. However all the alterations were supposed to be voted on by that laughingstock called Congress. trump just ignores them.

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Is it possible he just revels in the destruction?

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And yet he has such strong personal views about showerheads??

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Pausing to wonder what classified files might be buried under them? Bodies?

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The architecture will be amazing. The surrounding area will have decorative elements like the island, and there will be plane on the grounds so that the Einstein-level grotesquely silicone-stufffed dancer-model can play with toys and relive her teenage years. There will be a fashion runway for the children, the and nicely upholstered private rooms for networking with young people. Beefy bouncers will check ids before letting guests go to the bars for ed medications, ghb, spiked sodas, and flavored lubricants. And an ice cream truck area for the pedos.

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Just because I was reminded.

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“It might be supposed that in 1945, with war with Nazi Germany recently concluded, supporters of Nazism would not have been tolerated in Britain at all. Although the British government was aware that a few of its citizens supported National Socialism, its general policy was to ignore them. However, the discovery of a ‘church’ at Kingdom House, near Petworth in Sussex, set up by a group styling itself the League of Christian Reformers (LCR) and dedicated to the worship of Adolf Hitler, stretched the patience of the war-weary nation to the limit.”

So, someone reanimates the LCR, finds a few people claiming it as their religion, and goes about posting swastika posters in their cubicles. It would be legal. And if made to take down the posters, they starting wearing swastika jewelry as a Christian wears a cross. And they claim their “Bible” is Mein Kampf, keeping a copy on their desk and hectoring people to read and worship it on breaks.

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