Poor Rick. He keeps trying to be a wannabe but when he gets close, he always crashes and burns.
And, returning to Texas? Rick and Anita wanted to move to California after his presidential run. Please Rick, go away.
Prison maybe?
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… have not seen it … fear … I would end up screaming " my eyes … my eyes ahhhhhh!"
But I imagine Perry singing…
Now I’ve had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you…
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Fewer opportunities for grift in Cali. A Gov’s gotta cash in, after all.
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Perry makes Dan Quayle look like Socrates
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Perry is Quayle with +5 Charisma.
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It’s amusing to see so much esprit de corps from folks at an agency that he wanted to eliminate.
Apparently when Perry arrived in 2017 he was chagrined and surprised about all of programs run by the DOE. It’s one thing for conservatives like Perry to decry the size of government and call for the shrinking or eliminating of agencies but when they see the facts on the ground their minds change kind of fast.
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Since the word will be used and useful for many years to come, I’d like to publicly announce my coining of the phrase Trump Stench ©. It’s free to use as required; such as “Rick Perry will never get the Trump Stench off’n him.”
Trump Stench - Just make sure not to get any on you.
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Amazing how many people have resigned, and how many people raised the alarm, expressed concern, or filed complaints, over something that never happened, isn’t it? Just weird. Must be one of them miracles, it is.
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“The Coolest Job I Ever Had.”
Get lost.
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A tremendous loss for the country. Brilliant and patriotic. Best Energy Secretary ever. Steven Chu couldn’t hold a candle to him.
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Perry is George W. Shrub minus 20 IQ points
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I wish he could quit us.
“You know, some people wake up every day and wonder if they’re making a difference,” he says. “The men and women who work at this department do not have to worry about that. You are literally changing the world.”
True that. You and the other former fossil-fuel lobbyists on loan to the DOE are making the world hotter.
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No, Perry and Dubya’s intellects are quite comparable. They’re both dumb as rocks.
I have known Greg Abbott, and he’s pretty sharp. Amoral and ambitious above all else, but he’s far from dumb.
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"So it’s with profound emotion and gratitude that I’m announcing my resignation effective later this year as your Energy Secretary,” he adds. “And then I’ll return to my favorite place in the world: Texas.”
They left out the rest of his remarks:
“Yes, the Texas de Brazil franchise in Rio de Janeiro is where I’m retiring to. My office is looking into relocating there now, even before my resignation, as part of our great and up-to-now unindicted president’s effort to get federal offices out of the DC area. We thought of Grand Rapids, but my lawyers tell me that they have extradition with the US.”
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He was/is just lazy.
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This woefully amateurish video was obviously waiting in reserve, having been made well in advance of his announcement.
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Perry was trying to help out SNL by keeping the quality low.
They have less than two days til showtime.
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Somebody spent time and money on a resignation video. Seems a bit much when a one paragraph email will do.
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And who paid for this “coolest job” resignation video?
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