White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said on Tuesday that Vice President Mike Pence is temporarily separating himself from President Donald Trump after Pence’s press secretary, Katie Miller, tested positive for COVID-19 last week.
During a press conference on Monday, Trump said he “can talk on the phone” with Pence if they decided to separate.
“Not many people know that,” he added.
White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said on Tuesday that Vice President Mike Pence is temporarily separating himself from President Donald Trump after Pence’s press secretary, Katie Miller, for COVID-19 last week.
Can you imagine the force required to remove Pence’s lips from Trump’s rump?
This headline made me laugh. Not because it’s a bad headline, but because it makes me wonder whether Pence said to himself, “I finally have an excuse to stay away from that fat slob,” or Trump said, “Keep his goddamned cooties away from me.”
or both…
Someone must’ve reminded them about “President Pelosi”. 
As long as they continue to share lollipops!
How is Pence going to kiss Trump’s ass from six feet away…
Blowing kisses is also a high-risk activity.
Well, at least she’s on message, saying it was “his personal decision” to keep his distance.
No mention of following any advice from the WH medical experts. Nope, let’s all just make our own personal decisions about how to handle the virus and I’m sure we’ll all be fine. Trump will be very happy with that comment.
Alternate Headline: Li’l Lickspittle Splits!
Sooo…Pence waits almost a week to decide he should keep a distance from Trump. I have to wonder if the fool finally tested positive himself and that’s what this is really about.
Pence’s press secretary, Katie Miller, tested positive for COVID-19 last week.
I’ll just plop this here…
“Honey, I know you’re not feeling well and things can be kind of scary now, but I promise you that I have a lot of experience with this, and you don’t have any of the classic signs that women show right when they’re about to die,” said Miller, confirming that her lack of glassy eyes and terrified, ragged breathing meant that death was still a long way off.
Is she one of the worst first ladies this country ever had?
“It’ll be strictly ass to mouth, I assure you.”
Some think she be best, but those people be stupid.
Did someone do some morphing on some pictures? She’s starting to look like him there.
