Pence Urges Guvs To Peddle Misleading Trump-Friendly Explanation For COVID-19 Increase

Vice President Mike Pence reportedly urged governors during a conference call on Monday to present a misleadingly rosy, Trump-friendly explanation of the spike in COVID-19 cases to their constituents.


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And I will not look like the uninformed stupid ass I am.

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If you stop testing there are still cases you absolute fucking moron. You just don’t know for certain who has it and who doesn’t.

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This ostrich (ā€œhead in the sandā€) argument is just breathtakingly stupid.

QTip should remember that willing accomplices also get punished. It’s a corollary to ETTD.

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Please tell me this is a bad dream

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ā€œStupid. Strong with this one, it is.ā€ -Master Yoda

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Since we’re all here together, it’s definitely not a dream.

But it definitely is bad.

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This Pence/Trump logic makes me so happy!

I have been wanting to buy a new home theater system - you know, 75" 4K LED-backlit UHD, 9-channel Dolby Atmos receiver, speakers and subwoofer, 4K Blu-ray player, etc. - but I was about $5000 short of the amount of money I would need to purchase it. But now, I can totally ignore looking at my bank balance and spend as much money as I want because not looking at my bank balance means I have more money in my account than Steve Mnuchin’s super-secret bailout bagman fund.

Ignorance IS bliss!!!

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Vice President Pence knows what reality is, he understands facts. It is my impression that he was selected as Vice President because he is willing to agree with anything the President says. Perhaps he does so knowing that this way of acting is/was his only way to (i) get out of Indiana and the mess he helped to create by his very conservative fiscal and economic plans that hurt many underserved citizens, and (ii) stay in power and ultimately hope to represent the far right pool of citizens in some future election. His ā€œreligionā€ says its OK to lie and hurt people if it is for some good that he and his wife feel is important (for white privileged people), without regard to reality. The oath he took means nothing to him. He is just another corrupt, con man, who uses religious abuse to remain in power - or so he thinks.

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Who is this ā€œVice President Penceā€ person of whom you are speaking?

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If you don’t test, no one gets sick and dies

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Sounds familiar… something like …
If you stop counting the votes you win?

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Well there you have it. Proof they aren’t going to do anything, none of the hard work. They figure double-talking long enough will work it’s ā€˜American Magic’. As usual, the over-worked avg. joe can’t process or keep up with the news; and the media will watch it fade off into our wake. That is a powerful, powerful pair of weapons.

Let loose a trillion dollar flood of money, spend your time and energies on fighting to get your buddies rich. Not on fighting to make sure it goes to the avg. citizen. Have a pandemic, try 20 different ways to fake like you care/are doing something…but don’t actually try anything real. Need to test and trace on an epic scale while being strong on protective social measures? Too much work? Then fire all overseers, defame your scientists, start slap fights with governors, and divert whatever supplies and funds to friendly states…snubbing D populations wherever possible. Double-talk, double-talk, repeat.

The only thing Chump, and the new Rs will lift a finger for is theft.

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I’m just going to crawl back under the covers now. Maybe if I don’t look at these fools, they will go away.

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Our local authorities stuck a knife in this one when our surge began a few weeks ago. they said (and keep saying) that the proportion of positives to people tested is what’s going up, not just the number of positives.
Of course our mayor is a Democrat.

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It’s all so easy to understand. Pence won’t see the truth because his religious and ambition blinders keep him from doing so. Trump’s ego and self-centeredness keep him from confronting an inconvenient truth. But Mother Nature, the creator of COVID does not fool herself. She writes the rules and all must play by them. You can’t manage her like you would a political scandal. Really, you can’t manage her at all.

To beat COVID or at least minimize it you must listen to the experts and do exactly what they say. That’s not something Trump or Pence are capable of. To them it’s a surrender an admission of inferiority. So many dead that did not have to be. And these assholes just see it as a political problem.

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Which Governors are going to be putting this argument out to their local newspapers? It is f’n moron normal for Fat Donnie, and Pence is just back in his capacity as fart catcher. But to pretend there is no C-19 as the pandemic continues to grow through the first wave is pushing even Republican Reality ā„¢ right off the edge of their flat Earth.

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ā€œIf you don’t test, you don’t have any cases. If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any,ā€ Trump said…

If you don’t call the cops there will be no crime.
If you don’t take your temperature you will never have a fever.
If you don’t go to the doctor you will never be sick.
Any more?

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The Director of the National Park Service Police and the Director of the US Secret Service lied about what happened in Lafayette Square, particularly their agencies use of chemical weapons on American citizens. The Director of the FBI has claimed that a non-existent ā€œanti-faā€ is behind the demonstrations, when even his own agency says there’s absolutely no truth in that. Now the Vice President of the United States of America is distorting and lying about the spread of a deadly disease.

Trump has lied some 20,000 times according to the Washington Post fact checkers. Lying has spread like a pandemic in his administration. The shame that the Secret Service, the FBI, and the National Parks Directors have now brought on their agencies is another form of disease. This disease doesn’t kill people, but it does inestimable damage to our nation, possibly leading to the death of democracy.

The FBI’s Christopher Wray and the other directors and the Vice President owe the people of the United States an apology for their destructive lies.

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