Pence Says To ‘Spend More Time On Your Knees’ Than Online

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Vice President Mike Pence gave some advice on Tuesday that led to a headline he probably wasn’t asking for.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1240901
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Oh my, what will mother think?

Now we are getting the true reason he skipped that NH trip…

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He spends a lot of time on his knees… in front of Trump. Trump does the same whenever he sees Putin.

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Leadership?

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As they said on Jurassic Park, Kink finds a way.

Pence is slowly revealing himself to be our first bondage scene Veep.

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image

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he has all the moral authority of a snake. less actually.

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Um Pence? Pence, Pence Pence.

(walks away shaking head slowly)

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O/T

GA governor Brian Kemp’s Jim Crow tactics against black voters as Sec. of State.

https://news.yahoo.com/how-a-criminal-investigation-in-georgia-set-a-dark-tone-for-african-american-voters-090000532.html

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow: That explains the orange lipstick.

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“I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.” - Horse’s Ass

I bet the horse had a different opinion.

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Get on your knees America! Bow to trump!

Yes, that’s about what I would expect from a cartoon villain’s chief henchman.

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I didn’t know empty suits even had knees.

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Mike Pants has a dirty mind.

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Pence Tells America To ‘Spend More Time On Your Knees Than On The Internet’

Ain’t gonna happen asswipe, I’ll get more peace of mind and satisfaction with almost anything than being on my knees to implore any sky god you think is important. Crawl back into the shit pile you crawled out of…it will do you more good.

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But Pence’s “number one” piece of advice on dealing with criticism was this: “Spend more time on your knees than on the internet.”

Some Twitter users were quick to spot the innuendo.

  1. Those Twitter users were not quick to “spot” the innuendo. They were quick to supply it.

  2. This TPM article is not even juvenile, it’s just plain stupid.

 

@cristina_cabrera

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Does Mother Pence realize how much time Mikey spends on the internet?

That nun porn can be habit forming…

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Pence Tells America To ‘Spend More Time On Your Knees Than On The Internet’

I wouldn’t touch that line with a 10-foot Lithuanian.

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She, God, says she does not know who you are.

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