Vice President Mike Pence’s longtime spokeswoman Alyssa Farah will leave the Veep’s office at the end of the month for the Pentagon, the Washington Post reported.
What!!?? He had a woman on his staff? Did Mother approve of this? Did he ever actually meet with her when there was no one else in the room? Is she actually a man in drag? Inquiring minds want to know.
Great news! That means Karen Pence is freed up from having to be present when the VP meets with her.
So … Mom caught Mikey and Alyssa … alone together … in a room! So does this mean Mikey’s gonna have to do the speaking himself? The complications of life coming at ya nonstop. You can do it Mikey! Break away, there’s the heathen in all of us.
“She’s previously worked as the spokesperson for the House Freedom Caucus and as Rep. Mark Meadows’ communication director.”
Moving more tea party whack jobs to keep the new Sec Def in his place.
So, what’s about to happen militarily that Defense needs a trusted (by the Trump team, not necessarily by the public) and faithful spokesperson?
Mother Pence could no longer tolerate this “sinful and lustful behavior” of their working together!
Actually, all joking aside, that’s a good question.
Hopefully, the answer is “nothing” but a wag-the-dog scenario may be on tap if the stuff recovered from Epstein’s mansion in the Caribbean (and other stuff) gets a bit too hot for Cheatolini and he needs a really big diversion.
Staff leaving for more secure positions?
A sign that Trump is going to pick someone else for VP?
Or, has Pence decided he needs to run, not walk, away from the shit show?
“She’s previously worked as the spokesperson for the House Freedom Caucus and as Rep. Mark Meadows’ communication director.”
Well, at least now we know she’s a genius, having worked for both Meadows and Pence. LOL!
Why do all of these Republican women always wear dresses made from the kitchen curtains my mother had in the 1960s?
Why DOES Mike not meet other women on his own - he is after all bi-sexual .
Um, she’s not in the family way, is she?
Now, now. No snark. We need them to come away from the dark side when they vote.
(But great question. 
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Just a guess, but perhaps it’s to repel the Republican men? You know, natural birth control because other methods are forbidden.
Counterpoint: To attract Republican men. Republicans live in the Father Knows Best fantasy land of the 50s and the kitchen curtains make them feel comfortably at home in the “keep them barefoot and in the kitchen” kind of way.
I wasn’t joking.
(sometimes that happens, although it’s often hard to tell)
These days it’s awfully hard to separate satire and jesting from reality… 
And they use vanilla extract behind the ears as a pheromone.
Planting as many Reich-Winger Evangelicals into Pentagon and State Dept. jobs as they can so they still have control after Beavis and Butthead are kicked out of office in the 2020 elections.
