Pence (Briefly) Previews His Upcoming Testimony In DOJ Jan. 6 Probe

LOL! I saw what you did there. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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When Pence says he plans to tell the truth … it is pretty clear he is lying.

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And he calls himself a Republican. What a sham. :sunglasses:

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I believe that by using “we” instead of “I” is some sort of claim of royalty.

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Hey, be thankful he’s not Martha Stewart! She takes personal credit for building entire houses for her guests, along with their own personal swimming pool and Japanese garden! With cookies. Yessiree! That’s the truth right there!

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The pope uses “We” so it also is a claim of divinity.

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It’s what keeps her looking youthful. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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No, that’s the dope. She and Snoop Dog get along juuuust fiiiine.

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Some truth, a tiny part of the truth, interlarded with a bunch of misleading baloney. So help him mother.

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Will they ask what exactly did Trump ask him to do during those phone calls from the oval office?

And will they also ask whether Trump called him a pussy for waffling?

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Man, I would love to be the fly on the wall head during the testimony.

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Remember that Mike Pence is just one person. The “we” acknowledges his other personalities and Zuul.

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Politically, he needed the courts make him testify. Sure it’s spineless, but he knows the base will be totally lost if he volunteered to testify.

He talking to the same base.

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I expect he will get the soft touch, and “we’re not trying to jam you up politically” approach

I expect those questioning Pence will be very clear what they already know before asking. They have every reason to make it hard for Pence to obfuscate, but also not make him answer questions that make him finger Trump but confirm details that strengthen existing info they have.

“Catch more flies with honey… er Grey hair…?”

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No one has committed treason here.

All kinds of criming went on—but no treason as defined in the US Constitution.

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My Pants use of the royal “we” is quite telling, isn’t it?

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Pence’s problem is that he can’t help but make every statement a mini-bite from a tired old stump speech while he attempts to squeeze gravitas out of every pore. I wonder how many times the attorneys will ask to judge to remind him to, “please, just answer the (fucking) question.”

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This is true

It was treasonous in the colloquial sense, not literal definition per the law.

Seditious is closer

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