Pence Admits He Should’ve Worn A Mask During Mayo Clinic Tour

Vice President Mike Pence acknowledged on Sunday that he should’ve worn a protective mask last Thursday when he visited the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1307180

Maybe he was still abiding by the White House guidelines from a few weeks ago. You know, the ones that said:

  1. No one’s gonna need masks anywhere
  2. The virus goes away when it’s nice out.
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See? That wan’t so hard was it? Doesn’t it feel good to the truth?

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Trump is not going to get any better…in ANY way…

Look for someone as bad as Pence to look far more normal going forward.

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I don’t think it was necessary for him to wear a mask.

In fact, both he and dotard should regularly go to local Covid-19 wards to check up on patients there, with no PPE, because it’s just a flu.

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pence: Now that the negative backlash has gotten so huge I think perhaps I should have done the right thing for everybody on that visit instead of being such an asshole. Who could have predicted… otoh I’ve always been a clueless dumbass and I’ve risen in the fascist cult accordingly, so there’s that.

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Pence Admits He Should’ve Worn A Mask During Mayo Clinic Tour

Keep digging, asshole. Maybe a paper bag, next photo-op?

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Hope someone asks him why he’s saying that he should have worn a mask, when Mother clearly said that he didn’t know at the time.

Is he saying that Mother lied and is going to Hell?

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Here it is - the super secret pivot by the Koch brothers. Start to position Pence as a Human, instead of an android. Then - kill off Trump with what appears to be a self injected dose of bleach with lysol chaser - a nice mourning period of say - twenty minutes - and the robot overlords have made their coup complete.

What - didn’t I mention I’m working on a new SciFi script?

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He admitted to making a mistake? Isn’t this grounds for removal from the ticket?

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I wonder about that, too.

“I didn’t think it was necessary, but I should have worn a mask at the Mayo Clinic.”

He’s not actually saying he now thinks it was necessary.

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Far too long. Although it’ll be weeks on Fox and OAN, with accusations of Hillary’s involvement, should it happen.

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Science fiction or horror?

(One of the Koch Brothers is dead, dead, dead.)

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Pence was thinking if he did not wear a mask every one breathing his air would become as stupid as he.

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Well sure - the ‘b’ plot will be Fox and OAN pushing to re-‘brand’ the Washington monument with a YUGE ‘Trump’ logo on the top. (And tiny hands attached to the sides) It will be used as the secret space antenna.

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Pence Admits He Should’ve Worn A Mask

… is replaced on November ticket by Kayleigh McEnany.

“Easy decision … she’s a total smoke job,” says Trump.

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I find myself childishly singing “KAREN’S A LIAR … KAREN’S A LIAR …KAREN’S A LIAR”

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HAH! That’s just what they WANT you to think!

He’s secretly gone into hiding with “Q”.

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I guess it would be futile to suggest that, if she was going only by what she was told, then she could just have been mistaken.

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That’s a good point.

You can actually attend someone’s funeral without knowing for sure that they’re dead.

Especially if it’s your own funeral.

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