House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) on Sunday coined a new nick name for President Trump for his handling of the coronavirus crisis as cases continue surging throughout the country.
I noticed he called her “Crazy Nancy Pelosi” today.
Pretty weak IMO.
Rest In Peace,SIR.
I’ll just settle for something a little less creative:
Republic Destroyer Wannabe
He’s going to seethe over that nickname. You’d think that Mr. “Only I can fix it” would do a better job.
Damn, she’s good! Keep ‘em comin,’ Madame Speaker. If there’s one thing Donnie cannot handle, it’s being mocked. (Note: Donnie can dish it out, but he cannot take it!).
I had a dream early this morning that I had a small plastic bottle that said “Donald Trump Died” on it, and I showed it to the mother of a girl I dated 40 years ago. We jumped up and down and screamed and hugged, and then I woke up.
Sigh.
I wonder how many times Fred told him: “Donald, you’re worthless. You can’t do anything right. You just get in the way and make things worse.”?
Mr. “Fuck up a wet dream” would be best IMO.
Yes – and that’s true of all of the “fuck your feelings” crowd. In actuality, it is the “fuck your feelings, but my feelings are fragile and I can’t handle anything you throw at me” crowd.
Sounds like me sitting in my car when my friend called me to say Scalia was dead.
Except his vocabulary is shrinking by the day.
person
man
woman
camera
television
ETA: remember that he gets bonus points for putting them in the correct order
When Trump has lost his nicknaming mojo, well, what else does he have to offer?
“He has made matters worse from the start.”
Well, look at all the children living in the streets
And they’re looking, not afraid to touch each other
They’re not afraid to be themselves or someone else
Or choose their friends with love and not by color
Never treat a brother like a passing stranger
Honey, won’t you always try to keep the love light burning
Sing a song of love and open up your heart
For you might be the prince of peace returning
Yeah, you might be the prince of peace returning
-Leon Russell, 1970
Mister Makes Matters Worse
MMMW
Triple M, Double U
M3U2
Three for me and two for you
I’ll have to screw around with this some more. There’s something here. We just have to chip away at the surrounding marble to find the David inside.
She didn’t even dignify him with a “President” Make Matters Worse. I would have just called him Putin’s poodle, but she sort of has already.
She does have the problem that some of her best, funniest lines get said very quickly as if she had just thought of them. They sometimes don’t make the closed captions and I fear they might not make transcripts. E.G on masks. “He is vain --(quickly and softly) I don’t know what about.”
Pelosi plays “concern troll”, calls Trump names, then votes to approve essentially his entire agenda. With friends like her, who needs enemies.
word play aye!!
metrics manager mystifys world.