Partisan Investigation Of Wisconsin’s 2020 Election Could Go Forever

The bogus “investigation” of Joe Biden’s 2020 win in Wisconsin could extend forever into the horizon, melting into our collective consciousness until the human project comes to a sputtering end, and all memory of our presence lies deep in the neurons of our vertebrae’d brethren.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1414777
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The Grift goes on…and on…and on…

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So, it’s death, taxes and Wisconsin.

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Nice work if you can get it.

BTW I’m perfectly qualified for this sort of gig, perhaps overly so.

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I can do less than you and I can prove it! I’m sitting on my ass right now.

But seriously folks, how much stupidity economic anxiety can be layered like a geologic deposit in the rural counties of a midwestern state? How fucking economically anxious do you have to be to piss money away on nothing like that?

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The bogus “investigation” of Joe Biden’s 2020 win in Wisconsin could extend forever into the horizon,…

It was only a matter of time before the grift in MAGA discovered the sinecure.
Scanning for bamboo in ballots, even the smallest of random fibers, and hunting for other corrupting influences that could only be produced in a paranoiac’s florid imagination, almost demands such a posting.

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Sign me up!

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OT but et tu, Diamond and Silk?

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CannOT go On for More Than 7.5 BILLion years…UnLEss we finD a WAy to colonizE OTHEr partS of the UniversE.

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Here’s how I see this:

They’re just setting Gableman up to be able to investigate every Statewide election for the foreseeable future. This will work for Executive branch, statewide, and any Federal elections, all of which would not be subject to gerrymandering.

So, if they can’t win by stacking the districts, they’ll do it with consistent and relentless court challenges.

Glad to be leaving this cesspool later this year.

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While I, perhaps erroneously, figured the sinecure would exhaust its utility at the end of a lifetime, I suppose there’s no reason it couldn’t become hereditary.
There is, after all, no bottom to this scandal,

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“…based on data points such as his alarming assertion that fully 100% of nursing home residents in several counties had voted in the last election…”

Why would it be alarming that everyone in several nursing homes performed their civic duty and voted in an election?

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Doesn’t WI have enough dogs to justify a dog catcher position for this squash-head? He clearly needs something to keep him busy.

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I, for one, would certainly give this cretin an open-ended $5000 per month to keep his sorry ass off the streets, But I am a liberal.

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This is what gerrymandering produces: legislators’ contempt for citizens

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The contract “will terminate upon the conclusion of all outside lawsuits involving the Office or special investigator, as either plaintiff or defendant,” it says later.

Including the many lawsuits that will be filed to shut down this waste of taxpayer money.

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“Party of Fiscal Responsibility!”

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More crap foisted on us by TFG: In California two of his morons on the 9th circuit ruled that the state can’t prevent those under 21 from owning semiautomatic firearms. Because “freedumb!”

Hope this gets reviewed by the whole court.

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After an early admission that he did not have “any understanding of how elections work,”…

“I always have trouble with that whole 3/5 of a person thing. I was never any good at fractions.”

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