Love learning new words via Hive members. A veritable bon mot, LG Fetterman!
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Yeah, but they misspelled Temporary on the front page.
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Has a Samuel L Jackson vibe to it.
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Pennsylvania politics is apparently not for the faint of heart.
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Tragically unhip snowflakes might melt.
Seriously, grow the fuck up.
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Where did I first hear the expression, “My asshole bleeds crimson tears”, and why does it seem appropriate?
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He lost. It is official. More than a month has passed. They need to move on, get over it, cry in their beer, shed those Trumpy tears. And Christian conservatives are anything but Christian in their support of Trump.
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How’s that? If it’s the Will of the Lord, then surely you should Celebrate His Wishes.
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We have become a deeply unserious ridiculous nation after decades of electing morons, numbskulls, crazy preachers, defrocked dentists, quack physicians and other knownothing scumbags to our national, state, and local governments. They don’t want to govern because governing is hard and these folks are too fucking lazy and stupid to pass meaningful legislation and follow through on it. They’d rather spend time on demagoguing their drooling base of miscreants and owning the libs.
We are dying. Literally and figuratively, we are dying here. We are becoming a failed state with nukes. The Europeans know it, the Asians know it, all the fucking hemispheres know it. We may even lose Boris Johnson and the Brits before this is over!
My God, My God, why have you forsaken us?
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Shut up! Logic comes from Satan!
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Didn’t forsake you, I was just taking a potty break since January.
Why, did I miss something?
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I’m really happy to contribute some extra boxes of tissues we acquired if it will help them with that emotional devastation.
ETA - What’s Jesus for if not for soothing their emotional devastation?
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Fuck these extreme religious assholes with their turgid wallets and flaccid souls.
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All three.
Wait, did He or didn’t He give us (including Adam and Eve) free wiil?
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Perhaps you can tell me. Does Texas state law have a statute that authorizes them to interfere in the electoral processes of other states? I know the Constitution doesn’t address this. The US Code doesn’t authorize it; quite the contrary, 18 U.S. Code § 595 criminalizes interference by state officials in a presidential election.
I’m really struggling to figure out how Texas, in the person of its Attorney General, has standing to bring this suit.
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I see what you meant by this:
Should I hold your beer?
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Not really, since he promptly punished them the first time they made a choice.
It’s like your parents telling you you can choose between the lima beans and the chicken liver, when you actually want the fucking Ben & Jerry’s. Where’s the free will in that?
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When they say “fair-minded” they mean “paying attention only to the interests of people with blond hair, blue eyes and pale skin.”
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