Maybe he uses Bing.
Ha, ha, that was a good one!
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When every thing is said and done, for me the biggest crime in all of this is that he, them and they are incompetent. I don’t think that Sinclair Lewis in “It Can’t Happen Here” talked about the incompetency of the democracy demolition crew.
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“It was the largest 16-year-old crowd in a plagiarized photo to ever witness Air Force One, period!”
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I’m usually stuck entertaining myself, too.
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Other people can be funny, but really, why bother?
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You almost wish for Trump and his motorcade to go full Dale Earnhardt.
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Lincoln wore a stovepipe hat, not a top hat! He was a tall man, a lanky six-foot four; he had to duck a little, when coming through the door.
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Rat bastards all the way down.
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Make A Gaffe Again
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Crowd showing up early for a Trump rally. Sixteen years early, but hey, that’s the way to get the good seats.
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You have answered your own question.
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How can things go wrong when his campaign staff is populated entirely by people too greedy and dumb for the White House jobs they walked out on?
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Wish I knew how to Photoshop. I’d put the occupant on the aircraft carrier in place of dubya in front of Mission Accomplished, jumpsuit, codpiece and all.
Why thank you, M. You must have seen my ‘Downtown Krazy Dayz’ insert in the paper.
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The moron only wishes he were Zelig, popping up here, there and everywhere doing and saying important things.
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How indeed. There’s no mystery. You figure As hire Bs, Bs hire Cs, then skip down about 15 letters and that’s what we’re talking about.
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Now there’s a copy-and-paste sentence to be saved for frequent use.
Maybe edit it to a declarative rather than a question.
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Years ago I was driving through the Midwest and happened upon an AM talk show. What caught my attention was that a “longtime-listener, first-time caller” was blubbering so hard he couldn’t get his words out.
“Just take your time,” the host said.
“I … I … I,” he stammered, before finally gaining enough composure to complete his sentence. “I haven’t felt this way since Elvis died,” he declared.
I soon learned they were discussing the death of Earnhardt. I laughed so hard I nearly had to pull over.
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FWIW, The NASCAR track in Dover, DE just removed the entire upper deck of seating. They can’t sell enough tickets to fill it anymore.
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