You think? I’d imagine a job where I could make about six times the national median income, do very little, show up rarely, and have piles of perks thrown at me all day every day would help lower my anxiety level.
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It’s no accident that scam artists, cranks, gold bugs and other get-rich-quick schemers, charlatans and criminals are attracted to the GOP.
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Driving crazy while White,
The punishment’s light
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On the other hand, she may be the best the GOP has.
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“But she’s our anxiety ridden, batshit conspiracy theorist, shoplifter.”
But not as crazy as this dungpuffin.
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The GOP recruitment strategy.
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Omar GOP Challenger Arrested For Allegedly Shoplifting At Target
Oy vey.
No idea if she’s a shoplifter – but it occurs to me that if she is one, that might be her good side.
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Suffers from anxiety and teaches special ed. Yikes.
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I think we’re at the point where she has to clarify whether she’s a witch or not.
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Innocent until proven guilty after an exhaustive witch hunt. That’s the law!
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Well, of course, we ALL can agree on that.
Unless…you know…she had emails, or something.
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Can’t make this shit up. Can you?
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Somehow … that is … perfect.
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I have begun … as of late …
to understand why some species on this planet eat their young …
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Because that’s when they’re most tender?
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I still love milk … and don’t like to share —
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She’s quoted as saying:
“I am not guilty of these crimes,” Stella told the Guardian. “In this country I am innocent until proven guilty and that is the law.”
So no problem - until her court date arrives. 
When police have enough details to report:
Stella was first arrested on January 8 for allegedly stealing items valued up to $2,327.97 from Target. Then she was arrested again on April 28 for allegedly shoplifting $40.46 worth of “cat merchandise” and cat food from a grocery store.
They probably have, not only the items, but videos as well. And this involved two separate stores - were the police watching for her because of her ‘reputation’?
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The future is not looking bright for this new Republican star.
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How would anyone even carry $2,327.97 worth of material from Target? (I admire the precision of the accounting.)
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One could, but who would believe it?
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