Jesus, Guns, and Babies (in utero only). It’s a winning formula.
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The 11th Circuit is the Circuit Thomas oversees. If Thomas had any ethical sense he would have recused himself when the case was filed. Of course Thomas is utterly partisan and profoundly corrupt. He lacks any ethics. For course the same can be said of Alito, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh.
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Santa Claus is an historical figure?
Mmmmkay. Megyn Kelly is obviously using pharmaceutical-grade hallucinogens.
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Don’t forget them furries…Very scary furries…and those Gawdless grooming teachers chock full of that there CRT! 
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If a fire broke out at a fertility clinic and they could save only one of a) a cooler filled with hundreds of frozen embryos, b) a pregnant woman, or c) an actual baby, they would all grab the baby.
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Are you two sharing a psd? Cc @theghostofeustacetilley
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Looks like a nailbiter
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A ‘psd moment’…
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Me, too. Now let’s watch how fast it becomes a thing in StupidSocial or WTF it is.
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Not a cult, noper doper!
The couple were delightful hosts. They were funny and generous. They took me on a tour of their extensive stock of whacky Trump merchandise and explained that, yes, there really are people who want a $100 life-size cut-out of the former president dressed as Rambo to put in their living rooms. Quite a lot of people actually. Trump as Rambo is one of their best selling items.
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Probably the latest gem provided by Frank Luntz and his focus groups.
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He won’t let you see the mud on his turtle, either.
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“Dixon can still pull it out but it will take some savvy bold moves!”
by any rando Politico writer.
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What am I missing? The “gonna miss being able to tweet this” Musk photo: what’s wrong with it?
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Don’t forget Newt is Ashley Madison’s Adulterer Of The Century.
But Jesus forgives him because he’s a Republican unlike that Gawdless Bill with the evil demonic Clenis…
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Maybe I’m slow but I just noticed a striking similarity between Trumpers and Furries.
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They weren’t in his closet: they were almost certainly purchased for the occasion, and given the circumstances they were probably the only thing available near his size. But, pro tip, Ron: go slosh around in some mud before you go to the photo-op.
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Nancy Sinatra wants her boots back! 
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