Members of the Ohio House Health Committee on Tuesday heard testimony on a growing bit of misinformation regarding the COVID-19 vaccine: It magnetizes its recipients!
Best apology ever at the end of that Tik Tok video!
If Only It Were True
Please Make It So
Dr. Tenpennies is saying the vaccine magnetizes people?
Okay, then.
Maybe I’m being overly optimistic, but wouldn’t magnetic abilities be AWESOME?!
One of the most powerful beings in the Marvel Universe is Erik Lensherr AKA Magneto, who once reversed the polarity of the entire planet.
I’m just sayin’.
Hillary called them deplorable
I really have no words to describe them
Face it folks it’s hopeless
‘What is it that’s being transmitted to these unvaccinated people that are causing health problems?’”
Perhaps Covid-19?
Hey, I’m magnetic. It’s just all those metals that won’t stick are not magnetic.
Hopefully there’s a switch. Otherwise you might be too attractive to ferrous.
Dr. Penny-Farthing at work in her lab…
Well, she is only an osteopath.
Hey!! I found my keys AGAIN!
It should really come as no surprise to anyone that Republicans have devolved in their intellectual capacity to the extent they now base their decisions concerning public policy on this level of fantasy and misinformation. They have faith in their fantasies! They believe their faith will prevail over the rational and sane and real world. They will force their faith upon us!
Shouldn’t have apologized. He proved that it is magnetic.
All of the talcum powder stuck to him, talc has magnesium in it, which is magnetic.
Since all of the magnetism was taken up by the powder, there wasn’t enough left to hold the other piece.
Science.
It always seems to be the case that those who do not believe in evolution are the least evolved.
How did that idiot legislator respond? Some people really do deserve disrespect and the only acceptable response to that Tenpenny woman really and truly was to tell her, point blank, that what she had said is some of the stupidest, unsupportable, non-scientific bullshit you’d ever heard in your entire fucking life and that she should be put in a home where she can receive 24/7 care and observation. Seriously. Enough is enough. These people don’t need to be coddled or humored, they need to be shaken and slapped around and told they are fucking morons to their faces by people in positions of authority and then offered a pamphlet about where to get help.
I’ve never been magnetized, but sometimes when I’m outside dog shit will magically stick to my shoes.
I’m just worried that those gauss will mess up my SorosChip (c) and the Anti-ANTIFA will hear me comin’ to get them. Think I should get re-implanted? 
“Receiving a COVID-19 vaccine will not make you magnetic,” the page says
