Gaetz is just stupid enough to get himself an underage beard.
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If I had to place a bet, Iād say the 17-year-old is the daughter of a previous girlfriend.
And yes, I do expect this to get worse.
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The paying-for part is obvious based on the arrangement of his face on his head alone.
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I guess āI didnāt do itā was too tricky, so he had to resort to a simpler statement involving ārecategorizingā and āuntowardā. Or rather, his PR flack did.
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Now we know where he stole his wardrobe fromā¦her ex-boyfriend.
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Liz Cheney:
Is it wrong that Iām smiling??
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Technically people like this are known as total constant fuckups. Heās just utterly worthless. Itās a thing you can see unmistakably stamped on his smirking idiot face.
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Hahahahahaha, oh my! Catch my breath. Ok
17 years oldā
Crossing State lines with said 17 year old. (Poor girl. Hope sheās ok)
Sex with said 17 year old.
Yep, Newsmax material. No wonder he wants to leave Congress
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Cue (or should that be Q?) the aggrieved victimhoodā¦
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Any grown man who dates a seventeen year old is a perv.
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I donāt like Matt Gaetzā¦
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NYT: Matt Gaetz Investigated For Possible Relationship With 17-Year-Old
A possible relationship with Matt Gaetz?!?
They ought to investigate the 17-year-old.
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āGaetz told the Times that his lawyers had been in touch with the Justice Department, but that they were told he was the subject, not the target, of an investigation.ā
So heās the subject but not the target of the investigation. Arenāt those the same things?
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And how old was he relative to her before she became an Ex-girlfriend?
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āHey now guys, she was just my connect for some good coke, okay?ā
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She must be 19 by now because this happened two years ago. Per the NYT:
It was not clear how Mr. Gaetz met the girl, believed to be 17 at the time of encounters about two years ago that investigators are scrutinizing, according to two of the people.
Added:
The three people said that the examination of Mr. Gaetz, 38, is part of a broader investigation into a political ally of his, a local official in Florida named Joel Greenberg, who was indicted last summer on an array of charges, including sex trafficking of a child and financially supporting people in exchange for sex, at least one of whom was an underage girl.
Mr. Greenberg, who has since resigned his post as tax collector in Seminole County, north of Orlando, visited the White House with Mr. Gaetz in 2019, according to a photograph that Mr. Greenberg posted on Twitter.
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And now we see why heās considering āretiringā to take a gig with NewsMax.
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Wrong verb tense.
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His alibi has already been written.
āI better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, Iām automatically attracted to beautiful ā I just start kissing them. Itās like a magnet. Just kiss. I donāt even wait. And when youāre a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.ā
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