Stating he wanted to “get back to the facts of the matter here,” House Intelligence Committee ranking member Devin Nunes (R-CA) used the beginning of his questioning time Wednesday to quiz Gordon Sondland on various Republican conspiracy theories, remarkably ignoring the very damning testimony Sondland had given minutes earlier.
Shorter Devin:
“Moo.”
“Moo? Moo! Mooooo! Moooooooooooo!”
A more verbose summary.
“And Ambassador Sondland are you aware that the Democrats don’t want to acknowledge that Chewbacca is in fact a Wookie?”
Should this be taken as the moo that roared?
Or did someone step on his udder?
We all know which part of this will be all that appears on FOX.
Nunes could be completely replaced with a recorded audio loop of infowars conspiracy theories.
we’ve herd Nunes’ beef before. it’s groundless
He’s a fool. He has decided it’s better to act the buffoon and pretend it’s ALL THE DEMOCRATS FAULT than to show an iota of integrity and support of this country. ‘Prepare to be smeared…’ It needs to be a bumper sticker.
Me to Nunes: “Dude, yer havin’ a cow!!”
Devin Nunes’ questioning was the equivalent of chewing imaginary cud.
S.O.S. from Nunes. Let’s moooove on! 
Nunes is an udder failure!!
Could just have a speaker play Jones’s Youtube channel.
Oh…wait. Too soon?
“I just pooped myself. Do you think anyone noticed?”
I imagine that Nunes’ entire segue included imploring individuals to go read John Solomon at The Hill. That’s about it I’m sure. IOW, just ignore the damning public testimony of about 15 witnesses and instead go imbibe the not-totally-baked stories pushed by Solomon, the same man who put Giuliani on the trail of Lutsenko who eventually sunk him with his recantations.
Nunes ran out of time to bring up the fake moon landing, the grassy knoll, and Area 51.
He keeps going round and round.
Time to chuck him out.
and up and down…
