Desperate to distract the public from ongoing turmoil over at former President Trump’s off-brand Twitter, former congressman and TRUTH Social CEO Devin Nunes on Thursday tried his very best to let everyone know there’s nothing to see here!
Nunes continued - ‘What rotten luck, we’d lined up a ton of major posters to drive discussion but it turns out they’re now busy committing war crimes in Ukraine. I think we’ve milked this idea for all it’s worth and perhaps we should now put it out to pasture.’
The only thing Nunes is growing is chins.
Edit: Notice this is NOT a cow joke.
Nunes…
Bag Balm Bob
Now there’s a man with a massive amount of ass to cover.
Nunes is so pathetically inept that you are almost tempted to fell a little bit sorry for him.
But that feeling passes very quickly and you just go back to laughing at him and making fun of his ineptitude.
Moo… I mean, boo!
OT—Rachel Maddow returns to her show on Monday!
Is #nunescow taken?
If Nunes had been around during the cold War, and he worked for East Germany (because of course he would) … he would have been insisting that the Berlin Wall was there to keep the West Germans out of East Berlin.
… and he would do it with that same vapid stupid look on his face.
Devin caught Truth Social Disease.
Nunes, without evidence, attempted to save face for Trump’s social app by insisting that Twitter is a “ghost town” because it’s not the free speech paradise that TRUTH Social bills itself as.
If you type something into the inter-tubes, yet it never loads, that’s not exactly free speech. But on the bright side, Nunes doesn’t have to worry about anyone pestering him for an edit button.
When you can’t even convince your major shareholder and brand name to use your site, him preferring the competitor instead.
It’s as if Tim Apple did all his work on an Android, lovingly cooing for Alexa. Or if Jeff Bezos did all his shopping at Walmart.com.
The man who has lied–often needlessly–more than any individual elected to any office chooses the title for this.
Think about that.
Republican Dairy Heir Devin Nunes is correct again: Twitter is almost as deserted as those ghost towns Las Vegas and New York City!
Zoom in on Nunes’ tie in that picture. What do you see? Is it…cows??
Udderly ridiculous. TPM is playing eleventy dimensional chess.
Hopefully she roasts this idiot Nunes.
“There is not very much activity over at Twitter right now
Ah yes, the old “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded” argument. Which also of course explains why Trump and his toadies are so bloody desperate to jump on board that supposedly sinking ship. Or something.
