Norman Responds To TPM Revelations Of His Call For ‘Marshall Law’

Oh… his sedition was coming from a place of frustration so it’s cool. We’ve all been there.

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

– Friedrich Nietzsche

Neither does “sincerity.”

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Hunter Walker didn’t get hired by TPM until November, and he’s the one who had all the texts.

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What a cowardly dipshit! When you’re explaining, you’re losing! Dipshit!

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“Obviously, Martial Law was never warranted,”

… and that’s why I, as a person with actual political power, called upon the commander-in-chief of the world’s most powerful military to invoke it.

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What level of stupid is acceptable in a member of the House of Representatives?

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Marshall Law, Marshall Law, I think I taught a class with him once. The course was entitled "Fucked Around and Found Out- A History of Republican Misdeeds and the Gutless Excuses for them.

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Holy cow!

This is amazing.

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“Obviously, Martial Law was never warranted,” Norman said in a statement to local South Carolina outlet The State. “That text message came from a source of frustration,

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Mr. Atkinson could even play Rep. Norman in the docu-series.

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I think maybe I’d remember sending a text to the WH Chief of Staff that called for the President to declare martial law (but that’s just me?). This guy’s an idiot

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There are other ways to deal with frustration than ejaculating “MARSHALL LAW” in a text message to the Chief-of-Staff of the POTUS.

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“Obviously, Martial Law was never warranted,” Norman said in a statement to local South Carolina outlet The State.

By responding, now he’s given his personal little role in the story legs. What a dumbass.

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Rep. Ralph Norman is an idiot but check this guy out from Texas who ran against Randy Weber and received 7.9% of the vote in the district. He is so mad at Randy for stealing the election, they had to arrest him for attempted murder.

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There is a marked difference between blowing off steam to your random buddy from school versus ranting to the person with a direct line to the person capable of actually ordering the troops to mobilize.

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The same as for citizenship.

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On the same day as a potential breakthrough on nuclear fusion that managed to generate more energy than it took to produce,
Ron DeSantis needs to gather his panel of witches and warlocks to impanel a grand jury to investigate this awful scientific progress.

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That story is wildly overhyped. If their results stand up, they technically boosted a laser pulse by 70% for about a microsecond, using a fusion target pellet that cost $1mil per shot. But the part that doesn’t get talked about much, is that to boost a 1Mw laser pulse to 1.7Mw, they had to consume 400Mw to charge up the environment around the target. So, total dead end as far as power generation goes.

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