WASHiNGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump’s new spokeswoman, Kayleigh McEnany, is to face reporters for the first time in the White House Briefing Room on Friday, something her predecessor never did during a nine-month stint as press secretary.
There is something going on in this WH. I wonder if Hope has taken over the shop.
Trump isn’t up at the crack of dawn tweeting. And he’s scheduled to go to Camp David for the weekend. Do they have a golf course there? Or is it a modified psych center where he will get his first course of ECT?
Maybe @castor_troy got his wish and Current Occupation finally tested positive for the dreaded lumbungy disease? One could self-isolate quite comfortably at Camp David: just push him out the helicopter door and fly off.
This will be interesting. As the press secretaries seek to out-Trump Trump they’ve become increasingly nastier - Spicer, Sanders and Grisham. I am interested to see how brutally rude McEnany will be, but I think I’ll wait 'til she’s on SNL to watch.
I know. Some days I simply can’t shake off my desire to use all that latent middle-school mockery and those lovely taunts at my disposal for the level of immaturity I still tend to hold onto.
This should be entertaining. It can be fun to watch someone with such limited capabilities attempt to run the room full of smart people (excepting the OANN representative, of course).
However rude she is, it won’t be rude enough. This experiment with a surrogate asshole will not sit well with Asshole Supreme, who will be back soon enough, once he gets his handlers to take off the muzzle.
My first question for the latest new and improved press secretary:
“Kayleigh, do you enjoy working for a man who has lied and misled at least eighteen thousand times since taking the oath of office and who has total disdain for truth, facts, science, the Constitution and the law while stealing nursing babies from their mothers and caging children?”
My second question for the formerly new and improved press secretary:
“Kayleigh, when you look in the mirror tomorrow morning, will you see a morally and ethically defective woman gazing back at you, or will you just see the depression expressed by someone who has sold their soul?”
I suspect that I will then be escorted out of the briefing.