Safe as houses.
Even with Gaetz’s behavior, I expect the Republican nominee to win.
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That would cost Matt dinner AND dessert.
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“…and the Kremlin”
You misspelled “Qremlin”.
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“Bryan Jones”
It takes stones to run against Gaetz.
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If he or she sends Gaetz off into obscurity, Republican or not it will be worth it. It will be fun to watch Gaetz deal with his loss.
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Also, bottles, rocks, razor blades, bear spray, disinfectant, and TigerLady Self-Defense Claws.
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Start Practicing your Perp walk Gaetz
“Will Gaetz finger the hand surgeon”
Will Gaetz get a grip?
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Because Republicans project more than an IMAX cinema.
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Or paid for their plane tickets/flights, paid for their hotel rooms and food and drink, bought them some nice gifts that totally couldn’t be resold…
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Naaah, he’s just gonna “hand off” the surgeon to the authorities! 
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I imagine he’ll knuckle down and cooperate after he’s nailed.
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And if they weren’t so young, it would be a different matter.
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The congressman known as Matt Gaetz
Likes to pay the young women he daetz
But one might have been
A mere seventeen
Which costs one ten years in most staetz.
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Hilarious!
Thanks.
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I dare you to click that link.
@bankerpup is an excellent poet but not as good as Yaetz.
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Wait . I thought the minor girl Gaetz had sex with was a figmeny of everybody’s deluded brains.
Drip, drip, drip as Matt said.
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And, from the story:
The congressman changed his phone number late last year
Looks like he changed his phone before the one that was seized. If so, I bet the first one is at the bottom of the Gulf under about 100 fathoms of salt water.
Nothing suspicious here at all, absolutely nothing.
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