Those jihadis. Hopped up on paper bags filled with glue, amped from too much Nintendo, understimulated after the last day of school, they went back to their old ways: trying to kill Pakistan’s Gen. Pervez Musharraf. As Musharraf’s plane took off outside the capitol of Islamabad, gunmen fired shots at the presidential aircraft in an unsuccessful assassination attempt. A security official blamed the attack on “miscreants,” a bizarre way of referring to would-be killers. TPMmuckraker has learned that the nudniks next intend to rip up Musharraf’s lawn after he spends all afternoon sodding it.Perhaps it’s the translation, but the jihadis at the Red Mosque — still engaged in a bloody standoff with Pakistani security forces — are doing a good job of making themselves appear infantile. The radical mosque’s new self-appointed leader, Abdul Rashid Ghazi, agreed on Thursday to surrender, only to reverse himself after the government — so unreasonable! — insisted that Ghazi release the mosque’s women and children. Now Ghazi and his confederates seek “martyrdom,” but the damage has been done to their reputations in the eyes of their peers. Ghazi’s predecessor at the Red Mosque, Abdul Aziz, was captured trying to escape the seige in a burqa, and subsequently urged his students to surrender in a televised interview. “There is no concept of surrender in jihad. Aziz has embarrassed all jihadis,” AFP quotes an unaffiliated jihadist as saying. Kind of like how there’s no crying in baseball.
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