Dave’s insight does him credit.
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Obviously, he provides investor education on behalf of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
(There is nothing in the above sentence that is even remotely plausible, except for the word “he”.)
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Obviously Biden’s fault. The crack(ed) GOP congressional investigators will be right on it.
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Or, the reverse: especially on issues related to property and privilege, race (and/or religion, language, gender, etc.) is a convenient sorting tool for creating in-groups and out-groups.
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No, you’re thinking of Vartha and the Mandellas.
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What would we do without Mel Brooks?
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Just because it’s (still just barely) a Saturday morning:
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I think they are enclosed in the “My Pillows”. The small print on their label says: Warning: Sleeping on them may cause a genuine love of all conspiracy theories.
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Heh! Not.
I did science which for me wasn’t like work. It was satisfying curiosity. The work part was writing grants to keep us funded. Getting $$ out of very stingy folk was aggravating at an epic level for me because it was usually trying to deal with Goober folk who generally were deeply uninformed people and who did not see the use to investigate ovarian cancer. It never seemed to occur to them that women make up slightly more than half of humanity.
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Maybe if they’d lost friends to ovarian they’d see a reason to investigate it. I’m not just speculating about that.
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Our democracy?
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Then they came for reality
And there was no one left
Who made any sense
Apology to Pastor Niemöller
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He’s “tactical”.
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Too bad there’s this part:
At a meeting Tuesday, Republican County Commissioner Scott McInnis said that Peters had contacted the commission “through a third person” two days prior, though her message was mostly “biblical terms.”
“Call Tina, tell her to come out of hiding,” McInnis told Peters supporters at the meeting. “Tell her to come home.”
It warms my heart to see internecine spring up in the Republican Party of Mesa CO.
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I suspect she’s not getting any man dates, either.
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Yeah, they can sell us oil and cows for well, everything.
Texas showed us how well they could ‘seced’ when the power went out. 
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“Tammy, what’s the third-person singular present active subjunctive of to commit to writin’ agin?”
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Drop the mandets
I know she’s trying, and she will have some success for a while, but I don’t think she’s going to supplant the “Get a brain, morans” guy.
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Boom. dropped.
Weird, but okay, hipster.
Look, they could try harder but no one wants to play the lame game.
When in doubt, go drinking with a blue bear.
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