After last week’s off-cycle elections, it’s time to do a wellness check on one of America’s most prominent promoters of voting conspiracy theories, My Pillow entrepreneur Mike Lindell.
First. And, that is quite an ugly photo of Mr. Pillow.
I’ll be dancing in my office when I see Mr. Pillow completely bankrupt and owing creditors millions for his insane political positions and election conspiracy bullshit.
So, a cute cat instead.
"We have reports of Ballot printers going online with multiple tabulators tethered to the printing machines during Tuesday’s elections,” Lindell wrote, adding, “This is supposed to be impossible.”
We also have reports of Election Whoopsie-Doodles going quantum with infinite capacitors networked to the fax machines. This, too, is supposed to be impossible.
All those irregularities . . . but, apparently, nothing about polling places in Hinds County, Mississippi, where Jackson is located, running out of ballots.
ETA: I wish we’d been provided the text of the e-mail. My reading diet has been a bit low in quantifiable craziness.
Mike Lindell is so nuts and so representative of a very American madness.
I marvel at the number of wildly eccentric con artists that have glommed onto Trump, at Trump’s mass of lemmings.
Is it intentional or accidental that this guy looks exactly like Spode?
Thanks for this very humorous article. My take away, Lindell needs more sleep!
Lindell claimed the internet somehow swayed elections all over the country.
He’s right. From the secret server in back channel communication with the Russians from Trump’s campaign, to Facebook, to Twitter - it did sway the election.
Has he dipped into Don Jr.'s blow stash yet?
Always a marvel as you put it. Imagine that you could see the future ten years back. Then imagine walking down the street, knowing how many people in this country are borderline or all in on madness and mental illness.
Lindell is the poster boy for why you should never mix your politics with your business. He’s also the poster boy for people who quit drugs and probably should have stayed on them.
He looks like the stereotype of a football coach.
Now what did Crystal Meth Mr. Belvedere do?
Lindell directed his readers to a link for an “Election Alert Feed” that would further detail “significant incidents.” Like so many of Lindell’s supposed blockbusters, the link didn’t work and literally went nowhere.
Well, obviously it’s been blocked. “The Evil” will stop at nothing to ensure patriots like Mike Lindell are silenced.*
Magical thinking got us here and will destroy us yet. An irony wrapped up in a threat.
‘that is quite an ugly photo of Mr. Pillow’
Hey, that’s his best “Angry Hitler” face. I mean, he’s trying, right?
How could he? Everyone knows the stash doesn’t exist! Because Jr. (and Lindell) isn’t an addict…he can stop whenever he wants to…he just enjoys an occasional bump when the news gets heavy…he can’t help it if the news is always such a downer these days…but once Dictator-for-Life Dad takes the reins, he’ll be completely clean!
He is one of the few people who actually sounds crazier than Trump once he gets going. Every time I look for a deeper logic or reason to his bullshit, I always come to the same conclusion - he is just nuts.
Is there anyway to tell if Lindell is on or off drugs?
Which magical thinking?
