Mike Lindell Has A ‘Plan’ To Stop ‘The Evil,’ Fix Elections, And Help You Save On Bedding

Mike Lindell has a lot going on. 

Along with a business empire, the “My Pillow” entrepreneur has been one of the primary promoters of false conspiracy theories surrounding the 2020 election. And, nearly three years after those votes were cast, Lindell has not given up on the idea that the man he calls “our great, real president Donald Trump” was robbed. Lindell has formed a constellation of activist groups and other enterprises dedicated to the cause of Trump dead-ender election denialism and, for months, he has been working on a project, the unveiling of which he vowed would be one of the “most important” moments in our nation’s history. 


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I have never seen anything about Pillow Guy to make me think it would be worth my time to even read his plan.

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I did not know any of this. Having skimmed the post more rapidly than I could comprehend it, I still have no idea what the pillow man is up to. Nothing good, I’ll wager.

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“I look into deviations in machines. That’s all I do every single day,” said Lindell.

translation:
My porn site of choice is Big Knockers dot org, and that’s all I do every single day.

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Hmmm. Sounds plausible to me.

(Big ass eye roll.)

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“I have a secret plan I’m about to tell you. But first, buy my powders.”

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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What are the odds he’s an unindicted co-conspirateur in GA?

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If he’s selling Knockers, then can Doors be far behind?

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It is sad, truly and legitimately sad, that there is no competent adult in Mike Lindell’s life who loves him and cares about him and can look after him.

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Can’t wait to see the hilarity of what (I sincerely hope) is a drone hovering with a device looking suspiciously like an Atari 2600 cartridge attached to it in every polling station.

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What a strange, strange man…if he is indeed a human.

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But what if “the Evil” hacks the drones?

Hadn’t thought of that did you Lindell. Checkmate!

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CAT!

I only got half way through the article before realizing I’ve I would learn nothing useful.

I will acknowledge that Donald Trump was robbed of a second term by 81 million right-minded legitimate voters who chose Joe Biden as President. Trump feels cheated because of procedural changes to voting, specifically the expansion of mail-in voting. But his nearly continuous objections did not merit consideration when it counted, in court. Trump is in good company along with Al Gore and Hillary Clinton, who believe they should of won but didn’t because of …

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Against my better judgment, I clicked on the link you provided. Thankfully, it was safe for work! :wink:

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“translated into ‘85 languages.’”

by Lindell himself!

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whoops - did not know was real link! going back to try and fix

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I wonder what his financial position is; it has to have hurt his primary business selling overpriced pillows, and he’s probably burned through dough like crazy to keep pumping out this bullshit.

But ever since Richard Viguerie, the GOP and conservatism have borrowed the business model of televangelists by selling all kinds of useless junk and investment scams to finance their saving of souls either from the devil or from librulls.

Rick Perlstein glommed onto the carnival-barker aspect of conservatism over a decade ago; below is a link. It’s a long read, but demonstrates without a doubt that the target audience of conservatism is low-information, low-IQ people. IOW, suckers.

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laying_on_of_hands

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Is the Election Crime Bureau in charge of election crime?

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