Michigan GOPers Introduce Ban On Nonexistent School Drag Shows That They Admit Don’t Exist

The GOPers sound like a real drag.

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I would suggest instead that Hot Space killed their record sales in America.

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I was already on the downhill slope by that time but boy, Hot Space killed them for me.

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Way, way back in the day only men performed on stage. And they dressed as women. Women performers were considered whores.
I swear next they’re going to go after Big Bird and Elmo, again.

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Makes me wonder if any of these troglodytes even WENT to high school. My high school had a parody group that performed at pep rallies – The Boys Rooting Association. And yes, they sometimes appeared in wigs and oversized bras. Not only were we NOT traumatized, the football team actually won the state championship my senior year.

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The Bee Gees led a lot of people down that path to hell.

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And money to find to take care of all those babies that will soon flood the market.

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I LOVED “I Want To Be Free.” Proves once again that Americans are a bunch of rubes.

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Yesterday. Ted Cruz and Elmo. Try to keep up.

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Queen was always hit and miss for me. They’d have one or two classic songs on each album, one or two pretty decent songs, and then a bunch of Freddie riffing on various half-baked ideas. But by dog, the classics are immortal. Even Hot Space had “Under Pressure.”

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Does Rafael know that Elmo is a MUPPET? You know, with a hand stuck up its butt? No matter what, Rafael looks like idiot arguing with NOT A LIVING PERSON. Geez Texas, you can do better than this!

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Does this count as drag?

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I’d suggest the way to avoid that is to not get pregnant. I know in many cases that happens despite taking precautions. But I’d also wager it happens a helluva lot of the time after having taken no precautions at all. So, you know, maybe just don’t get pregnant. Might mean you don’t end up having to get an abortion (or being denied one), or carrying an unplanned pregnancy to term. Of course I realize suggesting such an approach makes me a flaming asshole.

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Most of the band wrote songs though none of them were in the same universe as Freddie. Bass player was pretty good though.

Bowie and Freddie nailed that one. I wish they’d worked together more often.

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Republicans really do not get irony.

Anyone else remember when the “Colbert Report” was one of the most popular shows for conservatives actually believe his shtick was real?

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Well, their slightly older brothers and sisters could pick slag out of the conveyer belt from the mine.
With enough kids looking to help out their infant siblings, the wages could be driven down enough to compete with mechanization. /s

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Speaking of Bowie nailing it…

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Satire and metaphor eludes them. I know a conservative guy who misinterpreted the meaning of a song where the writer was using a car crash to symbolize a failed relationship and he couldn’t grasp the accident as described never happened.

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