In the aftermath of Michigan’s signature forgery scandal, the four candidates left standing in the state’s GOP primary for governor are now duking it out, each attempting to prove they are more Trump-y than the rest of the pack.
"Chiropractor Garrett Soldano declared, “President Trump is still my president.”
I bet Garrett also calls himself “Doctor.”
Hey Garrett, it is now Former President Trump. Get it straight.
danny - who’s the sweet kitty?
That’s Lupe.
Pretty kitty! Rescue?
No, but I adopted her from a fellow tenant who was moving out.
Vying with each other to be more of a buffoonish liar, just a freeform donnybrook of Buffoonish Liar Leapfrog. Way to go, GOP, I’m sure that’s a great long-term path forward. An increasingly small tent, packed ever tighter with reality-denying assholes.
You are a good egg.
matt - Can we shove Mastriano over to Michigan?
“Dixon complained that there is supposedly too much ‘focus on all the negative’ in the public sphere…”
“Stop focusing on the negative! Now, let’s talk about how Biden is destroying America.”
I wish each and every candidate for a high state or federal office was required to take a mental status exam - and then publish them. One of the very first questions is to name the current president. Many of these bozos would fail the exam, or expose themselves as liars.
Nice. Slog all the way to hell, you punks.
ETA A GOP lege and a Democratic governor. What could possibly explain that? 
Music to my ears. Josh Shapiro is a calm, thoughtful, intelligent human being.
Mastriano? Not so much.
If you bring 3-percenters to the parade, expect to earn 3 percent of the vote for your float.
Reincarnation of Mussolini.
Maybe history will repeat it self?
I knew you were a great soul…
To paraphrase Michael Gerson, I will never live without cat love again. Platonic cat love, that is.
Look at Ryan Kelly. The seam is showing where they stitched on his head. The grimace indicates it’s still smarting. Yeah, this is silly.
