Trump 2021
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Plus ça change âŚ
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Or the old smoking sections in airplanes!
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Thatâs part of their insidious plan. They know that God will protect them, therefore God will use them as asymptomatic carriers, to kill off the unbelievers. Snark Alert!
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Thatâs exactly what this is about. Canât get that tithe money if the parishioners arenât in church. Sure, they can set up online tithing, but it wonât be the same if you canât shame them to their faces and if you canât take the last dollar out of the hands of the little old lady who only uses cash.
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Hold my beer land. A Darwin award to anyone who goes to church in person. And for those with brains, letâs make sure that the idiots get to wear a cone of shame afterward so we can identify them and stay far far away.
Donât you mean more TP for the rest of us? Food I can find, TP not so much. And itâs not like Iâm down to my last roll, but itâs been 2 1/2 weeks of noticing that there is no TP on the shelves where I shop.
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Could it be because of Psalm 23?
- Let the churches fill.
- Place the churches under seal of quarantine.
Itâs Shake and Bake!
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Religious services can easily be done on-line or even postponed. The fact that some religious leaders argue otherwise, demonstrates its more about them and their coffers than about their parishioners or the Word of God.
People will likely die because of their misjudgment, not that itâs going to matter a whit because embracing religion often means throwing common sense out of the window, then stabbing it with a sharp knife, and because itâs Texas, shooting it twelve times to make sure itâs dead. These church leaders know they will suffer no consequences for their dangerous and reckless behavior.
It would seem the seeds of our destruction were planted even as the Pilgrims and Puritans came to colonize America in the early 17th century.
They killed the natives with smallpox and their ideological descendants are killing us with their beliefs.
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Death cults. Pass the kool-aid.
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We are in an existential battle with stupidity
Iâm not being glib nor facile
In the past stupidity had a social cost
In the age of Fox news and social media
broadcasting stupidity will get you a cohort of head nodding fellow travelers who will give you affirmation.
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âI truly believe the churches are first responders,â
Good. As your house burns down, just get in the car and go to church.
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I donât know if I saw it on the Hive or somewhere else - but wouldnât it be great if drive-in movie theaters re-opened?
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I bet the kids were glad.
Well, depending upon the denomination, for some of the Evangelicals, isnât it âSnake and Bakeâ? 
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I hope the praise bands have been practicing Nearer My God To Thee.
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Update: the florida man pandemic pastor tony spell will be represented by alabama man Roy Moore. Fire the scriptwriters: https://www.wafb.com/2020/04/01/judge-roy-moore-represent-life-tabernacle-church/
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