Maryland Governor Befuddled By Trump’s Anger Over Guv’s Wife Obtaining Test Kits

“And then somehow it went off the rails yesterday in that press conference, but I have no idea why,” the Maryland governor said.

Bullshit. You know exactly why, and you and everybody else who has an audience should be saying why.

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continuing

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Give that man a cigar. You hit it on the head. Trump only gets this mad if his personal grift gets thwarted.

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and you better be saying nice things about him in public too or your hat will remain empty.

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cough,'rain tax’, cough

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"Trump told reporters. “I think he needed to get a little knowledge.”

Trump telling someone to get a little knowledge is like Trump telling someone they have to lose weight. Or to stop being racist. Or to stop frequenting Russian pee hookers.

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Testing makes Trump look bad, so he doesn’t want anyone to test.

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Bingo!

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Because she managed to sneak it around Jared’s blockade where he takes his cut of up to 100% of the shipment.

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Trump being president of a free, educated country is like putting Jeff Sessions in charge of the NAACP.

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During the press briefing, Trump claimed out of nowhere that Hogan “didn’t really understand what was going on” with regards to the federal government’s response to testing kit shortages, and that the governor would’ve “saved a lot of money” if he’d talked to Pence about the need for kits.

More truthy…

Hogan’s wife should have purchased test kits from the beautiful test kits offered by the Ivanka tRump brand. They’re the most powerful test kits.

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Trump wants to be able to hand out tests, etc to governors who toe his line and keep them from others. Hogan went around him and got supplies from South Korea. Obviously, Trump’s not gonna tolerate that.

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Who thinks that Trump is pissed because Hogan gave S Korea the money instead of him?

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You failed to make Trump look good, Larry. You broke the unwritten law. If you’re not kissing his ass, you’re pissing him off. It’s not complicated.

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I was gonna post a comment but I can’t top anything already posted by learned TPMers. Carry on folks!

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Did the governor wink when he said that? hahaha! They all have Trump’s number.

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At any rate “befuddled” seems … not very likely.

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And sleeping with the fishies.

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OT. The rumors of his death are … highly classified.

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This might be another reason Trump had his little tantrum.

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