MAGA Marco Puts On A SCOTUS-Defying Show For Trump

Amount

1 Like

That’s a poser. Good to see that Carl Sagan is still writing their slogans, however.
Full disclosure: I am proud to have contributed to their declining sales as recently as yesterday. Two/three times a year i’ll buy a small order of French fries, but yesterday, despite feeling peckish, I drove on by and said “Fuck 'em!”.

10 Likes

The “Li’l” in Li’l Marco refers to his being “little” and a “lickspittle.” Both apply. I had Rubio’s face, both of them.

5 Likes

Lawrence O’Donnell nailed it last night.

“Donnie 2 Dolls” is his The Sopranos approved villain name.

24 Likes

Yup.

14 Likes

Noonish is early morning to TSF

6 Likes

From Navarro saying the economy actually grew 3% if you subtract the effect of the tariffs to Leavitt’s pronouncement that Trump saved about 2/3 of the country from Fentanyl death to Bobby Brainworm’s decision to require placebo testing of vaccines to Trump’s insistence that photoshopped letters and numbers were actually tattoos - yesterday was absolute peak stupidity.

People are saying no one has ever seen that kind of stupid before - and I tend to agree.

28 Likes

I haven’t bought anything from McDonalds for decades

5 Likes

a man in a hat says " could be worse could be raining " in a black and white scene

It’s actually pouring rain today where I live. Maybe its time to cozy up with a good book at some point and tune out the noise.

Happy May Day to all the working class worker bees around the world today.

Also known as International Workers’ Day, commemorating the struggles and achievements of the labor movement, particularly the fight for the eight-hour workday.

23 Likes

Um, what’s a universal vaccine? And if it’s universal why do you need two?

17 Likes

Does anyone have Dr Strange’s contact info? I think we’re experiencing a problem with this timeline.

10 Likes

It was only wrong when Obama did it… Oh, wait. That was just “playing golf.” Not skipping town for a long, LONG weekend during a crisis. Durned Obama would never have done that – which is another strike against him, I guess.

12 Likes

She’s a contrarian windsock, just like the asshole she once dated, Bill Maher. She has no actual principles, but throws out jibes she thinks will be controversial and get her a headline or two. In her cynical public trash talk, she’s bound to hit on something actually true once in a while.

12 Likes

The fries are it for me. Gotta see how the other half lives occasionally.

This is such an odd time to live in.


No idea whether these are more of Trump’s hallucinations or not.

13 Likes

You know the irony is lost on him.

5 Likes

“You know, somebody said, ‘Oh, the shelves are going to be open.’ Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know? And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally."

The total ignorance of what the economic lives of ordinary people are like is matched only by the casual contempt for what he imagines them to be like.

19 Likes

I guess Miller would argue that King DonOLD is better than a Chairman DonOLD.

9 Likes

I am guessing that the rush to purchase Chinese goods just before the tariffs hit will be used to price these items as they would have been post-tariff. Why not? Maximize those profits! Same for everything currently on the shelves.

It’ll be greedflation all over again, just like in the afternath of Covid.

12 Likes

I do believe the first May Day was held in Chicago.

ETA. May 1 was chosen to commemorate the Haymarket Square riot when police broke a labor rally that lead to four deaths in 1886.

11 Likes