MAGA, MAHA, And Lots Of Crypto: Which Trump Inaugural Ball Is Right For You?

Minnesota Governor Walz.

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tRump will still claim “over half a million” jammed inside Capital One Arena*…“Crowds the Likes of Which NOBODY has ever Seen in this Country! MAGA!”

  • Capacity ca. 20,000
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I actually laughed at it all. Rather entertaining. Reminds me of those commercials ‘But wait there’s more…’

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There were an honest half million at Woodstock, donnie. A right proper crowd it was. I was there to see it.

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Nah, I’m going small ball, focusing on community-level stuff, with the occasional call to yell at my elected officials. National-level institutions have failed. Time to start building power from the ground up by taking care of folks closer to home.

If the Dem party starts believing in something and fighting for it in the mean time, great. But it’s not going to get there bc I was mean to them on the internet or said real loud they’re not getting my measly few dollars in donations anymore.

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I hope trump face plants going in the Capitol
I respect the office but not the new guy

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If you can’t attend (or even if you can!), be sure to get your limited edition Inaugural NFT, $1499 or $2499 for the special edition Melanoma NFT.
Get the special gift-box package of 100 and get a 5% discount.

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I’m just wondering how you got ahold of an advance photo of Don Jr’s new GF’s dress…

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At some point even the dumbest person catches on. Read the bit and cut out the parts about money and you have little left. It’s what Trump’s about and the dumbest are sure to wake up.

Who in their right mind thinks that Trump II will last 4 years? If he does just half what he has promised to do he’ll be fucking over 90 % of the American people and 100 % of the international community. He’s selected a cabinet that seems tailored for chaos and advisors that are going to say “hell yes” to his worst impulses. He’s not going to lower the cost of living for working class and middle class Americans. The Panama canal will never be returned. Canada will cut back on America and Greenland will stay as it always has. The war in Ukraine will continue while he tries to end it to Russia’s advantage. The much touted “cease fire” in Gaza will flare right back up as soon as Israel gets a few hostages back. On Trump’s watch. Drill baby drill will do squat to lower gas prices…it will probably elevate them and Trump’s dependence on big oil money will lead to a wholesale fucking of America. Manufacturing’s not coming back and the titans of that sector will let Trump know it in curt terms. He’ll fold.

2 Years and 60% of America wants him out.

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Ask yourself: in all that we’ve seen of the guy, in how he’s assembled his administration and his stated agenda…what are the chances he succeeds with the American people. We hear over and over that he’s surrounded by a cadre of sycophants and that’s true. But there are 330 million OTHER Americans out there. His administration is designed to fail.

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Damn, I won’t make it to any of them. I’ll be watching Notre Dame and Ohio State. Unless - and, hey, this is an idea - the new authoritarian oligarchy orders that the NCAA Football Championship Game be cancelled or delayed in honor of the greatest occasion in the history of the Republic.

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The only salvation the felon will have is that Biden’s Infrastructure Plan and Chips & Science bill will kick in fully over the next couple of years - unless the authoritarian wannabe kills them, which he may try to do.

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For the MAGA true believers, assuming a long shot that they believe what they see, there is coming a life lesson. A very hard life lesson. It’s amazing that folk can be blinded by his bullshit.

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I thought Fat Donnie held Putin’s balls gently in his mouth.

Only if you let it. They can take my liberty when they put me in the ground. Until then, I’m fighting with anyone who has the balls and the stomach for it.

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Not a hint of measured governance. Not a single iota. He will try.

Meanwhile pageantry, smugness, grinding heels into the good and grifting, grifting along with a fair does of cronyism and being Big Man in the Capital while expecting homage and osculatory offerings to his most magnanimous hineyness will be the general order of business while the weak rodents of his regime engorge themselves on power, profit and posturing while slitting each other’s throats in front of said Orange Offender©.

But really doing the people’s business except for performative reasons? Only if the pandering has a personal payoff for the twit.

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You want Melania?
He’d sell her to you in a heartbeat if the price was right. You have to take Barron, and maybe the Harpy exiled to Greece, too?

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Documenting all the illegal money laundering of bribes, etc, that is going on prior to Day 1 of Trump’s second term—check.

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Not at all sure about my mind, but I can’t imagine trump still walking this Earth in 4 years. With his blubbery body, his dietary habits, his long history of drug use & his lack of exercise he is a walking time-bomb (in more ways than one).

He is 2 years older than I am, and he BETTER not outlive me!

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