Honest to Christ…it’s a sad state of affairs when LYSOL or any other disinfectant company has to ‘remind people’ not to inject themselves with cleansers because the President of the United States was just ‘musing’.
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And don’t take your hair dryer into a full bathtub. Jesus.
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In a time of national tragedy and daily outrage, I feel that one should not have to say this …
“I feel like one should not have to say this.”
… is poor usage.
Almost makes me want to ingest or inject disinfectant.
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The company is lying. I believe President Skanky Turdface. Everybody knows that Lysol kills 99.9% of viruses and that the President Skanky Turdface is a very smart conservative, a great medical doctor who discovered hydroxychloroquine, a groper and grabber with a wonderful daughter who he loves very much, a businessman and he knows a lot of things. He is so smart that he could kill people in the middle of Fifth Avenue in broad daylight and get away with it. Tony Fauci and Deborah Birx should have known this. 70% alcohol may be?
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Never … never would I have ever imagined that the United States of America would have a President that would be wandering this far into the forest of crazy land.
Trump has lost his mind.
Trump is one of “45” … but he is now - beyond any question - the absolute worst of all time … and has now stepped over the line into intentionally causing harm.
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I question if there is such a thing as a new low. Society, the media, the political world are inured to Trump’s pathologies. Imagine if in the middle of this pandemic, from the podium, Obama had suggested injecting sick patients with Lysol, and somehow snaking a UV light device into their lungs. It would have been the WTF moment of all WTF moments. Michelle would have had him in for a brain scan and battery of psychological tests that afternoon.
“Sorry. Everyone, we’re sorry about that. President Obama has suffered a very minor ischemic stroke, and Vice-President Biden will be running the nation for at least a week while the President rests. Again, disregard yesterday’s press conference, the President was not well, and he knows and acknowledges that, and thanks you for your prayers. He will return very soon, we assure you.”
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You really have to be on your toes. I missed the stuff about the bleach treatment because I was busy asking people if I’d heard the president correctly about the heat treatment.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) April 24, 2020
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Dunning-Kruger does not even begin to explain the Dotard…
The truly sad thing is that 40% of the country is not watching or that they have mastered cognitive dissonance at a hitherto unobtainable level of Zen. All thoughts are in perfect harmony…
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Reckitt Benckiser - sounds like an Obama operative.
No wonder they don’t want Trump to win.
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Here’s an even better idea! Could we maybe shrink a vessel with scientists in it and inject them into the body, where they fight the virus in person? It would be quite a Fantastic Voyage. In fact, here’s a documentary about it for shithead to watch:
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Re: the Obama comments:
You kids are looking at it the wrong way. President Obama should absolutely buy some primetime TV time and do a PSA where he says “UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you ingest or inject Lysol, Clorox, or any other disinfectant or bleach product.” That one PSA alone might solve a lot of the problems the country faces.
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Which cleaning products corporation or tanning salon do you think he has a financial stakes in?
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Ol’ Doc. Trump: First, do maximum harm.
Fortunately there is no Lysol available in stores. But we are grateful for yet another of his all time worst ideas. Check out Dr. Birx.
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I…he…OMFG!
Why didn’t Dr. Brix IMMEDIATELY jump up and scream; “NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!” “That is the STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!” “DO NOT DO THIS!!!”
She looked like she was having an aneurysm instead, and when he FORCED her to validate his insane statements, I thought she was going to throw up all over the stage, but EVEN THEN she could not bring herself to say out loud what was written all over her face: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORON!!!”
Sad to see someone so totally sucked into the Trump Stupid-verse that she could not extricate herself.
At least this will supply a lot of new candidates for the Darwin Awards…
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Let’s all forget about having beer, wine or dope at the end of the day and have a little shot of Lysol on the rocks.
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“Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?”
And just like that, Trump created the latest TikTok challenge.
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Maybe instead of injecting Lysol patients could spray it on some hash and smoke it. That would get it into their lungs.
Seems legit.
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Well, he (presumably) is English, after all. So, mother tongue and all that.
No, I’m not being serious.
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