Lots Of Insane Ideas Flying Around At Alligator Alcatraz

Originally published at: Lots Of Insane Ideas Flying Around At Alligator Alcatraz - TPM – Talking Points Memo

President Trump and his entourage’s visit to Ron DeSantis’ new swamp-adjacent immigrant detention center — billed as a “one-stop shop for immigration enforcement” by Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier — was about as unhinged and ghoulish as its name, “Alligator Alcatraz,” suggested it would be. As I noted yesterday, DeSantis and Trump decided the opening…

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Please. It’s now Alligator Auschwitz.

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They are calling it that because Trump’s dementia driven Alcatraz comment weeks back… its to pretend he’s not a fool…

But from here on its Alligator Auschwitz

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Picking up on an idea advanced by @arrendis on the MM thread, has anyone discussed how they plan to evacuate this tent city in a swamp when there’s a hurricane?
Or, has their control of the various DoJ’s reassured them that they won’t be brought up for depraved heart manslaughter?

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They don’t. After all, who’s gonna know?

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Amid his ongoing feud with President Trump about the contents of Republicans’ mega spending bill, Elon Musk is claiming to have some regrets about that whole DOGE thing.

Elon Musk is expressing some regret for waving a chainsaw to rile up the crowd during a conservative conference back in February, as his feud with Donald Trump over the president’s tax and spending bill reignites.

“Milei gave me the chainsaw backstage and I ran with it, but, in retrospect, it lacked empathy,” Musk said in a post on X, referring to the Argentine President who was on stage with him at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Did someone actually get him into rehab and dried out? Dude, what the hell have I been doing?

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It’s not just their cruelty.

It’s also the euphoria that they all wallow in at the mere thought of being cruel.

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It’s their lip gloss?

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These people are fucking monsters. Every day that make a great argument for Mme. Guillotine.

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I’m just concerned there arent enough wakks, street lamps, and blindfolds to fo around.

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I can’t and won’t go there.

I’m supposed to be a moderating voice on these comment threads.

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Why would they evacuate “Criminals”? If they don’t want to die, don’t come to the USA!

That is CF-DJT’s entire line of thought,

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There are 400 million firearms…

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Personally, I think we ought to be pushing “Alligator Auschwitz”, not “Alcatraz.” This will not be a regular part of the US federal prison system where prisoners have rights (although probably rarely honored), and nobody will have a defined sentence – they’ll be there for as long as the First Felon’s whim of the moment dictates. Maybe forever.

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How is it remotely possible to use (State) Judge Advocate General Corps to rule and enforce Federal Law?

Just because Der Fuhrer and il Duce say so?

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I’m sure the Subprime SIx will allow it in due course.

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And here we have Governor Fights-For-Himself signing away California’s environmental protections in the name of burnishing his credentials ahead of a Presidential run…

Gosh, I’m glad this is the best some people think we can do.

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Introducing the new Ron DeSantis Swamp-Adjacent Immigrant Detention Center (DSAID is DOGE-certifided)

Catchy name : - )

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The “Gulf of America” is the void between the motherfucker’s ears.

ETA: So the cap appropriately locates it.

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“I thought you were doing it.”

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