I don’t trust any figures coming out of this government.
I know, right? But rich buttheads think everyone envies their money. I have some ex-friends who inherited a bunch and eventually crossed the more guttersnipey middle-class friends like me off their social calendars. I don’t, in fact, envy their money. I just think they’re dicks now.
I don’t trust any figures coming out of this government.
Daughterwife looks at that face every night wishing it were Daddy.
Hey, Jared!
Actually, they skipped out a night at the games yesterday.
Some NFL player (I don’t recall who) said that he plays the games for free. What they pay him for is all the workouts and practices that go into playing the game on Sunday.
You’re the best! 
Nah. A little 3 on 3. Bevis, Butthead and Kush against LaBron.
Torches and pitchforks.
Might be the only way to end this.
The impertinence of impotence.
I’ll give you 20 points if I can have Le Bron…
Those poor working stiffs who can’t take the night off when they want to won’t be able to relax and watch the game either, will they? Ohhhh, wait. Silly me. It’s not really about them, is it?
What’s the difference between Jared kushner and Jerry Falwell Jr?
Jerry gets to watch.
We should vote on who has the most punch-worthy face in Washington, DC. My vote is definitely for Jared. That spoiled, supercilious look, with just a touch of always seeming he’s smelling something bad seals it for me.
Plus, he really is a dick.
The classic expedient that never gets old. There’s also what Rebecca from Cheers said once about some people she felt irked by: “They should be chased naked through the streets by dogs!”
Kushner
"What I’d love to see from the players in the NBA–again they have the luxury of taking a night off from work, most Americans don’t…I’d like to see them start moving into concrete solutions that are productive."
leaving these here
The talented get paid. Some, much more.
There are so many candidates, though.
There is Stephen Miller. There is Moscow Mitch McConnell. There is the iDJiT hisownself. There is Jared CuckKushner, too.
And too many more to name.
Fuck this privileged richboy snot. Lebron James, one of the wealthiest, most recognizable African Americans on planet earth, had his goddamned home vandalized with racist bullshit. In LA. And this fucker wants to gripe about their luxury??
Forget dunking on him. He needs a full Draymond Green nut-kick.