Kellyanne Conway Compares Census Citizenship Question To Asking About Toilets

Bidet she’s a WH vulture, by night she plunges into the depths of Democracy at home with hubby.

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Was going to post the same link but TPM’s updated forums told me you already had! Nice.

Anyway, KAC (the sound a cat makes when it pukes) continues to tell the lie that Obama removed the citizenship question.

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Where you and your boss live?

It is news, because Conway is in Trump administration and we are paying her salary. How she wastes our tax dollars with inane bullshit is news.

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Including plumbing questions on the census is not really that far-fetched. Over the last century or so, it has been a valid concern for local governments allocating resources and doing infrastructure planning.

A small town about 20 miles from my house is now a booming sprawl of subdivisions and strip malls. But 30 years ago, it was a tiny, poverty-stricken burg with the highest number of outhouses in the state. Today, there are still about 1.5 million households in the US with no running water.

Maybe the time has passed for the relevance of this question, but there was a legitimate government need to track indoor plumbing prevalence. It’s not for prying into people’s bathroom habits as the demented Republicans insist.

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“Kellyanne, let’s talk about heaven.”
“Ok, I’d love to talk about heaven. By the way, I fully expect to see President Trump there—probably in a place of honor close to the throne. I’m sorry to say that President Obama may have a “darker” fate, if you know what I mean”
“Um, ok. I know you’re a biblical Christian, so I’m sure you believe in the physical resurrection”
“Absolutely! It’s fundamental to my faith that we are restored to physical form”
“Ok. I was going to ask about hydroencephalitic babies, but then I remembered they are going to hell anyway”
“Yes, God in his infinite love sees it that way”
“So, let’s talk about physical form. What about toilets”
“Oh yes, I imagine that we’ll have golden pipes going from our dirty parts at all times, taking away the filth. I mean… isn’t it so obvious?”

… just imagining the internal KAC mind is better than psilocybin.

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Why do people feel a need to comment on topics they’re not interested in?

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I used to skip every story that included any quotes from KAC, because we all know it would just be a vomited pile of lies, and this is no exception.

However, since the administration no longer holds any press conferences and refuses to reveal any motivation for its actions even when compelled by law, we have to take what we can get, I suppose.

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From your avatar, I can tell that you are flush with excitement that we are having this discussion!

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The same reason people comment on comments they’re not interested in!

potty mouth —

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Well, Kellyanne should know plenty about toilets, since she was the recipient of about 537 swirlies while attending high school.

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White House counselor Kellyanne Conway (hereinafter referred to as “Sasquatch”)

She’s a moronic **. I am sick of her and her BS so WILLING to destroy this country. GTFO.

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Uh, Obama’s administration didn’t yank the citizenship question. How could the article not correct that bullshit? She’s only saying it because it triggers the base, but there’s some leakage there for people who have, shall we say, an “instinctual” aversion to anything Obama.

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As a family historian, I have used the information on past censuses to look for naturalization documents, etc. The problem here is how this administration will use that information. It will be used as a tool for deportation and undercount. Red states like Texas could lose congressional seats.

It is in no way akin to asking about indoor plumbing. And as per usual this administration blames Obama for everything.

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What a coincidence! In a similar vein, I always think of toilets when I see Kellyanne.

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alt-headline …

In Standup Routine -- Conway Makes Plumbers Crack
             Most Don't ' Get It '
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Alternative theory – They are lying through their teeth intentionally. Crazy, I know.

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Duh! Obama obviously has a time machine! Libs are sooooooo stupid…

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