Performs Confidence
Damn, you folks need a copy editor. You spelled “fellatio” wrong …
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What the heck, let’s keep it rolling for about four years!
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NYT: “Democrats Once Again Fail to Elect Republican Speaker.”
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“No faces will be eaten,” Johnson mumbled through the bandages.
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I feel set up for 4 years of being torn between the correct policy, and the desire to see the absolute wastes of carbon – who occasionally stumble upon the correct policy for all the wrong reasons – burnt to the ground, mixed into concrete and poured into a 1000 ft sinkhole.
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While the recent slump in Tesla sales and profits may provide a bit of schadenfreude for some of us, we have empirical evidence that “I’d rather be caught dead in a burned-out cybertruck filled with fireworks and gasoline in front of a Las Vegas Trump hotel” is a thing. Why is Elon letting his brand take a beating just to stay close to Trump, and even take up presidential slack? It seems to be the automation fork of the automation-electrification duality in the transportation transition is where Elon expects the money to be and where pesky regulations need to be eliminated. Obviously, some early adopters will have exciting, even deadly rides, but car accidents are a way of life in the US. Moreover, the world will need fewer cars in a world where car ownership is replaced by transportation subscriptions. In this sense, we are sort of at the early stage in elevator development. In the olden days, a person actually accompanied passengers up and down in the elevator “car”. Today we think nothing of pushing the button and riding sans operateur all the way to the 30th floor. In the future we may just say something like “Mike’s house” to a wearable device and an unmanned vehicle shows up to take us there, Betty Lou Oliver be damned.
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Maybe the author was trying to spell “Comedy” or some foreign word like “Seppuku”
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Same shit, different day but worth reading
How Fox News’ retracted New Orleans report sparked a MAGA meltdown about the border
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Such an odd thing to do on inauguration eve.
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The Confederacy Still Pays Slave Wages | Crooks and Liars
Green states have a minimum wage at or below the federal wage of $7.25 an hour.
Credit: Wikimedia Commons
Just noting Jeebusland is not really big on paying people. Weird, innit?
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So, does he aprove of trump?
Rep. Burchett Approves Of Speaker Johnson: ‘He Doesn’t Cheat On His Wife’ | Crooks and Liars
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Until Trump figures out he can make money on all of the attendees.
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How do they pay less than $7.25?
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That may or may not be true. The source, supposedly a Kremlin insider, asserts that Putin has been dead for over a year and the current stunt double is some guy from Belarus who has had plastic surgery to look like Putin. This may explain Putin’s odd behavior, but then Putin’s war has people in many circles peeved. In Assad’s case, it could just be food poisoning. If it was a hard-to-detect nerve agent like Novichok, he’d already be dead. The story that Assad’s wife is seeking treatment for leukemia at the moment is much more plausible.
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Note the familiar odd random capitalization.
Order tickets Dems! Then don’t show up. ha ha
Jeebus Johnson is nothing but a con man. And not a very good one.
Pass the popcorn!
I wonder if we will see a sizable number of Proud Boys there and various other terrorist groups? Stephen Miller will of course invite some of his fellow neo-Nazis so he can feel at home.
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But is there any guarantee that those promises will be kept?
I mean, the President-elect said, during the campaign, that his focus would be to bring down food prices and kick out illegal immigrants.
After the election, he famously said that he didn’t know how he could bring down food prices and the H1B fiasco has the front page just now, with Musk and Vivek leading the charge for more immigrants, not fewer.
Johnson could promise the moon, but the GQP has continually demonstrated that it says a lot of things to get what they want, but doesn’t always give back what they’ve promised.
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It’ll go a few ballots at best. The GQP is dumb, but they aren’t stupid. They remember the drubbing they took over the multiple ballots it took the last time.
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