Ol’ Joe is in his 88th year.
That’s a long time to brew racist hatred.
I bet he’s rancid on the inside.
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Speaking of spryness or the lack thereof, just saw Biden at the beach riding a bicycle.
ETA another fun fact: Trump had his staff look into the process for getting one’s self added to Mount Rushmore. 
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Seriously?
Can you imagine the fatman on a bike at all let alone on a beach?
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All three of them should be there—not just Paxton, although he does seem inordinately proud of being a soulless cretin.
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He was zipping right along like a champ. And no, I cannot imagine Donald Trump making a bicycle go. To be clear, Biden was with a group on a paved road that looked like it was near the beach. It was Rehoboth Beach, very well known in the region.
The link: https://twitter.com/TomJChicago/status/1292140000587415556
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I just caught your edit, too. Of course he did. Good fucking god.
@thunderclapnewman - O I agree about all 3, but Paxton is particular disgusting. He is under two indictments. He’s moved to have the venue for the case moved twice. He’s had three judges recused from it. He moved to have it moved back to Plano and won. Now he’s filed to have a fourth judge recused, the judge it fell to in Plano, his home county. I’m really sick of Ken Paxton.
The newspapers are all calling enough, let the trial start.
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That’s better advice than we’ve ever gotten today. Spot on.
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I think Donald could fit up Abe’s nostril if we stuff real hard. I’m in.
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This is why I tell people who say he’s crazy like a fox or whatever that no, he’s crazy like a person who’s sometimes crudely cunning but always, deep down, seriously mentally ill. No rational person with his record could possibly think he should be added to Mount Fucking Rushmore. It’s delusional.
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What did Abe ever do to deserve that?
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That would be some karma, for Arpaio to find himself at the mercy of immigrants from Latin America.
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Kick him when he’s down - it is just deserts.
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The orifice you’re aiming for is on the far side of the mountain.
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Totally.
He doesn’t so much as deserve to be crammed into Lincoln’s nostril.
But I would laugh if Lincoln’s nose fell off and landed on him. We could tell him his Nobel Peace Prize is up there for him if he can get it.
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If he went to the top and lost balance and fell, it would be poetic justice and a perfect metaphor, but I’m sure the studio executives in the sky are shaking their heads and saying it’s too on the nose.
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If he’s like most wing-nut loser candidates I know, he’ll be back claiming that “many people” believe he should run again.
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Native Arizonan here. My own take on this charade is that Mrs. Arpaio, sick of having to put up with Joe around the house all the time, trying to pull rank on her with his 4 star collars, told him to run again to get him out of her hair in the vain hope that he might win and that she would then be allowed back into the high class social circles where Arizona politicians compare one another’s jewelry and/or monogrammed shirts while refusing to actually, you know, do their jobs. Poor Mrs. Arpaio.
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That’s ok - tell them we’re fine with a slapstick ending.
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