Jeff Sessions To Announce Bid For His Old Senate Seat In Alabama | Talking Points Memo

The flotsum and jetsum of the deep south.

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The optimist in me would like to believe that Sessions has a good barometer of when to run, when to join, how long to stay, and when to leave. Which leads me to hope that maybe he sees trump trending ever more downward.

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I’d rather have Franken running for his old seat again.

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We need to make sure this happens, we’ve got to keep the curse alive!

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Nope, nada, NO!

Well he’s a Republican for one thing.

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I would like to see the primary centered around the two who have the most name recognition and experience, just as I would in any election. That would be Sessions (R-Keebler) and Moore (R-Mallcreeper).

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At age 72? WTF? Someone needs to update his meds.

No.

This has been yet another edition of Simple Answers To Simple Questions.

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Look at this way. How much work does Sessions have left in him? One, two terms. And we’re assuming that Doug Jones is just going to go away meekly. Sessions may not be the superelf he thinks he is and Doug Jones has made some friends he didn’t have before. I don’t live in Alabama, but I do live in a state that starts with ā€œAā€.

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Sweet jesus. How fucking far to the right do you have to be in order to see Donbo as ā€œleftwardā€?

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Seventy-two? Really? I though he was in his eighties. He’s one of the oldest 72 year olds I’ve ever seen.

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Hey, @mattinpa, What the hell goes on in Munson, PA?

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I have never visited Munson but it’s pretty rural in that part of the state and I imagine they might be starved for entertainment out there.

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Devin Nunes jokes come to life.

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LOL

Calling the Consiglieri, Calling the Consiglieri!

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Moore indepedent run (the sassy 10 commandments party)?

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The Straight Talking American Ephebophilia Party.

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ā€œThat’s Giuliani’s jobā€.

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Ebb Tide!

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