Jared Kushner: We’re Doing Amazing With This Pandemic!

Jared Kushner, a White House senior adviser and son-in-law to President Donald Trump, praised himself and the rest of the administration on Wednesday morning for its efforts to reopen the U.S. economy during the COVID-19 pandemic.


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I’m getting sick and tired of all this winning.

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Can’t we just grind the entire family up and dispose of them?

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Yes, Jared. Your Russian and Chinese masters are very pleased with how their investment in you, and your family and their narcissistic puppet have brought the worlds only super power low and undermined democracy.

Their return on investing in you is incalculable.

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Sure, but Not In My Back Yard.

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Right. All is well.

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That was some pretty weak non-answering there.

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It won’t matter how many die, one million, two million, this will be the company li(n)e forever:

“I think that we’ve achieved all the different milestones that are needed,” Kushner said during an interview on “Fox and Friends.” “So, the government — federal government — rose to the challenge and this is a great success story and I think that that’s really what needs to be told.”

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If the response has been a great success, the press should demand that TrumpCo describe what it would consider a “failure” to be.

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“Kushner’s comments came after the nation’s death toll from coronavirus surpassed the Vietnam War.”

It’s like we’re trapped in a Stephen King adaptation of a Franz Kafka novel directed by Stanley Kubrick.

I’m just waiting for Jack Nicholson to show up with the chainsaw.

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You can’t polish the end of a turd.

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You don’t live in Nevada do you?

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I’d like to punch that little fucker right in the nose.

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YoU liBs keep oN duMping on this poOR gUy wHo iS dOing aS wEll As hE cAN giVen tHat hE iS maRried tO a souLless piEce oF plaStic.

ObAma dID nOt eVen hAve a sOn-iN-lAw.

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In part, there’s an education gap between women and men; one that is continuing to widen.

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This, coming from someone who couldn’t mastermind his way out of a paper bag.

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This fucking asshole needs to go away permanently.

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Nothing a little estrogen therapy won’t help with.

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One part education gap, two parts white male grievance, and one part delusion.

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