Jan. 6 Panel Subpoenas Proud Boys, Oath Keepers

Not really OT

Can’t imagine why he’d think that’s a possibility.

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Maybe they’ll just leave the country. Maybe they’ll assemble a large emigrant caravan, and migrate down to Guatemala where they can support themselves by becoming a large criminal gang.

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Darn!

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Considerably challenged by Sandy Hook before the House Panel went into action

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Except it took the feds 85 years to “bust the mob.”

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Eight year olds dude

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Divide and conquer

As they say about the bus in Jamaica, “Soon come, mon.”

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I call you on the phone, they tell me that you soon come;
I even call you at your home, they tell me that you soon come;
I don’t like soon come…

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He’d probably try to sneak in as a White House turkey and get a pardon from Biden.

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I can’t stop laughing at the names these people give themselves. I mean – First Amendment Praetorian?!?

Are they gonna wear those Roman miniskirts?

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1st Amendment Praetorian

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Took Merrick Garland less than 2 to convict Timothy McVeigh.

Took DOJ less than 2 to convict John Gotti.

Your statement is fallacious, and it’s facile pessimism. Toughen up.

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Power rangers wear bumblebee kilts?

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They were deputies. Executive’s deputies.

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Not to mention the “I wasn’t there” (ironclad for tarrio) and “I don’t recall” and “I lost that phone” responses.

Also, tarrio’s already in the pen so tacking on another month won’t be that scary. Though I wonder if he might get more than the minimum, being a third time federal offender.

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I’ll take popping balloons over yet another serenade of “garland/pelosi are worthless do-nothings because they won’t/haven’t (insert wildass wish fulfillment fantasy here)”.

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