Jan. 6 Committee Issues Subpoena To Kimberly Guilfoyle | Talking Points Memo

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Will she be allowed to testify in the nude?

Ok. Now I understand why they’re passing out blindfolds. And here I thought it was a justice is blind sort of thing.

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ARREST. IS. YET. TO. COME!!!

(I wonder what Baby Two-Scoops snorted up after hearing this news. Comet Cleanser? OxyClean? Splenda?)

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Silly cones don’t sink that’s fo’ sho’.

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I still think she’ll contest the subpoena first. She’s at risk to be given limited immunity if she shows up and invokes the 5th.

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Shhhhhhhhh, next you’ll be divulging their safe word.

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As my dear late father used to say, “I bet she has a hard time washing walls!”

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Is that all Junior has?

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The screaming was precisely how to exploit Doof Jr.'s manly studlyness.

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“Charlene Starkweather and Caroline Chessman and their date protest loudly about insinuations that they were responsible for the crabs outbreak at the senior prom.”

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centimetres

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The former Mrs. Gavin Newsom.

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Howard Hughes knew it.

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Is it any wonder the state he represents is KY?

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On all fours with a leash and a collar.

Centered! I love that!

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lap dance from Hell

My image of Kimberly is all mouth and YELLING.

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