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[danny]

I will say that that pose is a good yoga stretch. Really loosens up the triceps, delts and traps.

[teenlaqueefa]

She may yet be someday.

[thunderclapnewman]

OT—and WooHoo!!

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[occamscoin]

@txlawyer

She’s old enough to be Jr.'s stepmother.

Yes, which gives rise to the theory that, having concluded a financially advantageous marriage to the furniture heir, she’s decided to make up for the decades of being arm candy by having one of her own. I have to admit she’s whipped that boy into more presentable shape over the past three years.

[occamscoin]

@thunderclapnewman

Wisconsin Supreme Court adopts new maps proposed by Democratic Governor Tony Evers. The court rejected maps from the GOP legislature and GOP members of Congress.

Can they appeal this to the Thomases or is it too late (primary filing deadline approacheth)?

[thunderclapnewman]

@occamscoin

I have to admit she’s whipped that boy

She likes the way he looks wearing a ball-gag.

[txlawyer]

If you say so.

Mystery Solvent (MysterySolvent)

[yellowbeard]

Didn’t she inspire the design of the Mercury space capsules?

[eggrollian]

Some marry for love, others for power, and then there’s the reason for hooking up with Don Jr.

[sniffit]

They are also sending her the bill for the mule they had to rent to be her translator, which went to waste when she walked out.

[occamscoin]

@txlawyer

If you say so.

Hey, no amount of artistry will turn mud into marble. But she’s gotten him to hide most of his face behind the scruff beard, and it appears he’s following the directions of someone who knows how to dress and how to hold oneself in public. Of course, when you’re on a bender everything seems like a good idea and “in public” is just plugging in the laptop cam.

[ralph_vonholst]

@teenlaqueefa

@ralph_vonholst

Yes, she has some impressive Mae Wests.

Jane Russel’s chest was the best.

If you like that kind of storage unit.

[sparrowhawk]

@occamscoin

@txlawyer

She’s old enough to be Jr.'s stepmother.

Yes, which gives rise to the theory that, having concluded a financially advantageous marriage to the furniture heir, she’s decided to make up for the decades of being arm candy by having one of her own. I have to admit she’s whipped that boy into more presentable shape over the past three years.

@txlawyer

Don Jr. is on another bender. The pressure must be getting to him. His deranged, slurred, unnatural, speech is clearly drug fueled.

Or maybe she was looking for someone who shared her passion for doing a line…

[emiliano4]

Matters of state are at hand here…

[psudawnc]

Which is…?

ETA: Apparently @sparrowhawk has the answer.

[thunderclapnewman]

@eggrollian

Some marry for love, others for power, and then there’s the reason for hooking up with Don Jr.

Easy access to lots of coke?

[txlawyer]

They were redistricted pursuant to state law, so I don’t think there is any federal issue that SCOTUS would be asked to decide.

[teenlaqueefa]

Alcohol and coke, been there done that.

[thunderclapnewman]

[eggrollian]

Don Jr’s hype worked with some audiences, to wit:

“I’m switching Republican they got the good coke.”

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