Jack Smith Subpoena Targeted Trump Org Foreign Biz Deals

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My client is being treated unfairly! is probably not a strategy covered in law school.

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Hawley’s wife is a lead council representing opponents of contraception particularly the Mifepristone case out of the 5th Circuit. Does she tell him not to pull out during intercourse because she considers it to be murder?

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It seems that both Musk and DeSantis may be using the same weight loss drug. Elon Musk keeps coming up in image searches for “ozempic face.”

Can’t say I’d be surprised. They’re both bloated pieces of shit who crave endless wealth and power despite already having plenty, and they’re eager to erase the tell-tale signs of their vices. Of course they’d take scarce diabetes meds so they can lose weight rather than adopting healthier habits.

These dipshits have so much but value none of it simply because they don’t have everything.

They’re both “winners” by the basest metrics of human life, but they’ll never, ever be happy. It’s a shame they’re both so eager to destroy everything around them in trying to change that.

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there’s always weeds!

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Look at that manspread.

Also, love how he tries to dress like President Zelensky.

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THAT’S YOUR MARRIAGE, NOT MINE.

WHAT A CLOWN. :clown_face: :clown_face: :clown_face:

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No, in order to be able to decipher that, you have to go beyond dyslexia and become slysdexic.

You’re welcome.

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I can tell you that it’s located nowhere near Florida.

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624-8327-- when I was five.
On the flip side-- get a dedicated password manager!

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“I hate this diet.”
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Evergreen comment.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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It can be done. But it is usually unsustainable.

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Many parts of the pine tree are edible . . .

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