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This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1468846
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1468846
In the shadowy depths of a vast and convoluted conspiracy, a chilling tale unfolds, one that claims to expose the sinister machinations of the Deep State. At its heart lies a nefarious plot to groom our youth into becoming gender-fluid, gay drag queens. But to combat this insidious agenda, one must journey deep into the belly of the beast, a place most unsuspecting - the traveling Broadway production of “Beetlejuice: the Musical.”
Within the confines of this seemingly innocuous musical, dark secrets lurk. Brave and unwavering, Congresswoman and true Patriot Lauren Boebert emerges as an unlikely hero in this battle against the otherworldly horrors that threaten our children. Armed with unorthodox methods, she combats this insidious grooming by vaping cannabis oil and engaging in overt displays of traditional Christian sexuality, public displays of affection like having her boyfriend motorboat her within the sight of children. The message is clear: this is the proper Christian way to engage in intimate relationships – man-on-woman, staunchly rejecting the specter of gender fluidity and asexuality, where there is man-on-nobody.
This is but one method the Democrats are using to reach their ultimate objective: to reimagine America as an apocalyptic landscape, overrun by crime-ridden cities that have devolved into war zones, where once-green areas are swallowed by homeless encampments, businesses plundered by criminals with impunity, and sadistic predators preying on children, and their border-hopping rapist Mexican supporters, all released on bail. Youth being groomed to suit their nefarious ends, all to tarnish the image of Trump’s presidency, both previous, current, and future.
However, it’s crucial to understand that the Democrats fail to grasp Trumps far-reaching conservative initiative to save America, one fueled by an impassioned determination to unravel the madness of Maoist critical race theory, the divisive tenets of DEI pansexualism, as well as preventing liberals from aborting babies after their birth. At the forefront of this multifaceted endeavor stands the true President, Donald Trump, a figure who operates with calculated precision both out in the open as well as from the shadows.
Defying conventional wisdom and the counsel of his advisors, Trump teeters on the precipice of an ideological abyss. In a remarkable display of intellectual fortitude, he rejects the status quo and instead follows the guidance of his own resolute convictions. With each calculated step, Trump maneuvers with unyielding determination, leveraging his sharp intellect, raw courage, and unapologetic commitment to unvarnished truth.
In the face of relentless opposition from Democratic adversaries, Trump emerges as the unflinching vanguard, bearing the burden of a nation’s destiny on his shoulders. His unwavering dedication to revealing the truth, his indomitable spirit, and his willingness to challenge the established norms set the stage for an epic confrontation that transcends mere politics.
Amidst the tumultuous currents of contemporary political discourse, Trump assumes the mantle of guardian-in-chief, steadfast in his resolve to safeguard the nation’s core principles. As the Democratic machinery seeks to reshape American cities into scenes of dystopian chaos, Trump stands unwaveringly as our last line of defense. In this high-stakes struggle, he personifies unwavering determination, ready to confront the Democratic demons and their malevolent designs, all in the noble pursuit of preserving the very essence of the United States from the brink of annihilation.
In the end, like he did with Obama, Trump will defeat Obama in 2024 to squash Biden’s desire to push us into WWII and nuclear against Russia and China.
Sloppy photoshop contains a pic of Puppy, per a requets from @kelaine
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Frist! Bow down before me!
Or Eustace, I guess.
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So Jeff Clark wants his case moved to Federal Courts…and OOPS who gets to issue a ruling on that??
Hey the same judge who flipped the bird to Marky Mark Meadows!
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The venerable American Library Association (you know how librarians are: just a band of radicals) has become the [target]
Finally we reach the real source of the antifa scourge, them, the librarians.
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That’s some next-level strategory.
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Well, well, well, look at this story coming out of Alabama. The article talks about Leo Leonard, Justice Brett Kavanaugh, and the Voting Rights Act. There is such rot in the Supreme Court, that it will take ages to clean up the mess that Leo Leonard created in the judicial system.
We are getting information on how Paxton beat the Impeachment in the Texas Senate. It was Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk coming to Paxton’s rescue. They threaten Republican Senators running for re-election with primary battles.
https://www.axios.com/2023/09/17/ken-paxton-texas-impeachment-gop
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Looks perfectly normal…for Florida
Florida man arrested in connection to Nazi hate vandalism at LGBTQ+ centers (msn.com)
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When the Goopers say that Dems are corrupt, let’s remind them that Blago was impeached with ONE no vote, and the vote was 59-0 to remove him from the Illinois governorship.
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So we got a South Carolina GOP Family Feud between Nikki and Timmy…
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Never mind the lost cat! Lost fighter jet!
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Hmmm… Ghost never has a second cup of coffee at home…
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Frank Capra warned us about librarians back in 1946
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Heh.
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If I recall correctly, I believe his argument is that Trump
had given him some special assignments, outside of
his “oil spill” role in DoJ. As such, he should be considered
as acting in a federal capacity. Of course, I don’t think
he has any actual evidence for this claim.
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‘Lackey’ is a very good word for Clark.
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Missouri is not about to ban books statewide, the Legislature is highly dysfunctional and routinely struggles to move even ideas that are generally popular among Republicans through the process each session, despite holding GOP supermajorities. So it’s just as well that Sens. William Eigel and Nick Schroer, who each represent St. Louis exurbs that are increasingly ruby red, decide to hold this book burning.
Only they are now clarifying it’s not an actual book burning, since they’d have to purchase the books in question and they don’t want to do that, and yeah maybe they don’t want to be portrayed as doing exactly what the Nazis did either. So much so that, despite earlier declaring that this is a matter of destroying “naughty books” in effigy, they are now apparently saying that the burn is of the vague “liberal agenda.” Whatever that means.
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