‘It Was Dour’: Trump’s Latest Jabs At GOPers Who Bucked Him Fall Flat Within Party | Talking Points Memo

Republican Principles:

  • Greed is great
  • Winning isn’t everything–it’s the only thing
  • Divide and conquer
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I will never forget Robin Williams’ comment on her—

“If Jim Bakker can talk to God, why does his wife look like Divine?”

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Don’t feel too bad. My sister’s been saying biystro, for bistro for 77 years.

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I thought we had learned that Jim Bakker liked that sort of thing.

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Mild prison reform that wasn’t even his idea?

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Too dignified an exit - this is my dream scenario of how he goes down:

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zaktly. I’d pay my assistant to go to political events and then keep me caught up while I’m lounging by the pool.

These guys voted for a guy they wouldn’t hire for their own business at the lowest level job.

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he was dour before he went through the door

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( is joined by other TPM forum members)

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Sadly, the organizers forgot there were several online toddler beauty pageants scheduled to be livestreamed on facebook that day.

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As you explained when interviewed for your Dewer’s Profile.

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NASA measures low humming sound in atmosphere coming from 48 states.
Turns out it’s the collective sound of TPM forum snickering in front of their computers.

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He is not the man of the hour.

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Paracord is the new macramé.

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Like a faded vaudevillian whose best gag writers have quit.

Remember when you were a kid and learned a new word, repeating it over and over?

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They were a no-show in Philadelphia, but there was a counter-protest “Picnic against Hate” with pizza and Tastykakes. Gawd I miss Philly!

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I miss Tastykakes! But they’re off limits until I lose my pandemic pounds.

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I admire your resolve. We had some Tastykake products in MN in the early 2000s, but apparently didn’t sell well enough to keep them. Hopefully sometime in the near future I’ll head east again.

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