It’s Too Late To Scrub GOPer Who Allegedly Masturbated Near Preschool From Ballot

A Republican candidate for the Maricopa County Community College Governing Board in Arizona was arrested in early October after he was allegedly caught masturbating in his truck near a child care center.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1436438
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Another standard bearer for the cReeps.

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A projectionist. Like all the GOP…they project their shortcomings, if you’ll pardon the pun, on to the Dems.

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How powerful must these compulsions be to drive something like this? Pathetic.

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That killed with the crowd here at 123 Spit Take Road.

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It’s Too Late To Scrub GOPer Who Allegedly Masturbated Near Preschool From Ballot

Scrub?!?

He’s already moved on to the polishing phase.

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"Asked why he would do this, Kaufman allegedly replied: ‘I’m just really stressed out. I have a lot of things going on’…”

“…Like accusing teachers of being perverts around children.”

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Self-righteous, self-pleasuring, self-immolating. Oh, the humanity!!!

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They’re not sending us their best…

Or are they?

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That’s supposed to be short cumings.

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Curious how many GQPers will still vote for this guy to own the libs.

“He just went deep undercover to expose the child-eating democratic cabal.”

Totes serious.

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He beat out several others in the primary.

I’ll see myself out now.

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Shouldn’t there have been a “SCHOOL ZONE NO MASTERBATING WITHIN 500 FT !!!” to warn this poor soul ?

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Ew gross - now I’ve got projection all over me!

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I think we all applaud law enforcement for preventing an active-shooter situation near a preschool.

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Candidate Jack Meoff came in a close second in balloting.

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Arizona Rethugs will still vote for this pervert because he is a Republikkklan. Because Democrats are the evil ones, donchaknow.

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What percentage of the primary vote did that take and how many voters was that?

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Okay sure he was caught spanking it around children but…what are his views on god, guns and gays? What is his take on CRT? What has he said about drag queens reading to children? As far as I can tell he hasn’t lost anything yet and still may not.

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Republicans—only the best!

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