When the garbage truck arrives every week at her place, Lauren Boebert yells to the driver, “I’ll take two bags!”
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Yup they’ve got us in a real pickle.
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That’s a cold cut.
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In a emergency situation he is dead before his bang bang clears his holster.
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They leapt into every decision Roberts ever handed down.
Somebody in the background is praying that we all die in the name of Jesus.
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Vaping? … can crack be vaped?
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The BideNs relish the Opportunity to bury THEIR large-scale Criminal enterprisE.
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I have an image of McCarthy lashed to the impeachment whale, right arm waving his minions on, as the whale drags him and his “party” down into the depths.
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All of them!?
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By McCarthys logic George H.W. Bush should have been subject to an impeachment investigation because his sons engaged in nefarious activities. Ones that he clearly had knowledge of. Neil Bush’s involvement in the Silverado savings and loan bankruptcy. Jeb!’s involvement in south Florida real estate along with pushing a pardon for Cuban exile terrorists who in 1976 bombed a Cuban airliner resulting in the deaths of the fencing team. As well as W. with his issues of “youthful folly” having a career paved for him via his fathers donors.
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Not all leading Republicans are exactly happy about the decision to press ahead with a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden, but the party’s unquestioned leader—Donald Trump—certainly is. The New York Times reports on repeated efforts by the former president, privately and publicly, to push for a Biden impeachment. They include weekly telephone calls with Rep. Elise Stefanik of New York, the third-ranking Republican in the House, and dinner on Sunday night with MAGA ally Marjorie Taylor Greene at Trump’s golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, where the pair reportedly shared their views “over halibut and diet Cokes.” Greene confirmed to the Times that she’d laid out her impeachment strategy at that dinner, telling the former president she wanted the inquiry to be “long and excruciatingly painful for Joe Biden.” A spokesperson for House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, who announced Tuesday that he was ordering a formal inquiry into Biden and his son Hunter’s business dealings, declined to comment on his contacts with Trump when asked by the paper.
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What’s a benchmark for insurance going up by a lot? In excess of property tax? Into 5 figures per year? Our insurance is a lot but it is less than half of property tax, and less than car insurance with a 22 year old on it (and we are actually pretty safe climatically, on a hill above floods albeit susceptible to the overdue 9.0 megathrust…)
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When you’re in the presence of @theghostofeustacetilley, you have to work hard to ketchup.
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What will it take to lead to less arrogance in the employer market, a war Reagan promoted in the US with his attack on labor unions and failure to enforce anti-trust laws?
Given his commanding control and strong leadership qualities, could he muster a majority vote on whatever ludicrous articles of impeachment the crazy caucus will author?
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You’re forgetting the most important rule of all, IOKIYAR.
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I guess I have been thinking part of the goal was trivializing the process so they could tell themselves it was nbd tfg got it twice, future presidents will all get it… but this sounds like they are definitely keeping it personal.
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Ham it up you guys.
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Alternate headline: “Donald Trump contributes more rakes for McCarthy to step on.”
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I’m late to this pun thread…but I’ll try to ketchup.
Too late @eldonlazar was too quick…
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If he were any less self-aware, he’d be unconscious.
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