In Made-For-TV Political Event, DeSantis Says 20 Votes Out Of 11.1 Million Were Criminal

I figured I would dust off this cartoon, as it illustrates that problem. I am sure that each of these TFG Party con men (and women) know exactly how to produce propaganda for the math-impaired for maximum effect.

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Yup. He comes up with this crap with his original issue brain.

And talk about projection; I wonder what women in Texas needing Women’s Health Care think about totalitarian CA and (I guess) liberal and freedom loving Texas.

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I vote with my feet and choose to stay out of Florida and Texas!

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Your exclusionary instincts to deny the rights of everyone who is different from you are being repressed in direct violation of your fundamentalist rights to evangelical religious liberty. :wink:

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Not that I have any special love for Charlie Crist, but it’s going to be delightful to see him beat DeSantis’s dumb ass a couple months from now.

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DeSantis reminds me a bit of Scott Walker. Would love to see Chris Christie chew a bit on him during a debate. Not that I support Chris Christie but it would be a glorious thing to behold.

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He has signed bills into law only to have them overturned by the courts. Seems like a colossal waste of tax payer $$.

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I gotta go for a while. But I gotta tell you, I’m fucking furious at these fucking shitleeches from the primordial Ooze of Oppression who suck the lifeblood riight out of democracy, leaving in it’s place a coagulation of injustice and despond.

Ciao. Later

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Were any of the felons neo-confederal-nazi looking, white-bred fools with neck and face full of “don’t hire me” tattoos? Please let them be one of that./

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Desantis will have to have a Darth Vader face mask or his tiny wee larynx will make sounds like Mariah Carey with her fingers caught in a car door.

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And his source for this sensational charge is…???

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It’s not just the math. They’re making it sound like these are all cases of fraud, like where someone voted twice, when in fact they’re people with criminal records – who would be eligible to vote almost anywhere else, and in Florida too if the law was applied fairly – who were tricked into registering by being told they were eligible under the byzantine laws.

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That is some nice Pretzel Logic!

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Skull & Bones Society? Or is that a relic of bygone generations?

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Yes. If I ran a charity or a government program like Medicare, Medicaid, Covid-relief, farmer’s assistance, etc., I’d be out of my mind thrilled with this fraud rate. Because nothing in life is 100%, and expecting that is just childish.

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Truly a dumb fascist. Yet, here we are.

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For my next act, I’m going to track down those vicious criminals who buy hot food with their SNAP benefits.

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Unlike Scalise’s Louisiana, Californians don’t force women to carry a pregnancy to term against their will.

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Here, all along, I thought DeSantis was smarter than Trump. Turns out I was wrong… He’s only “marginally” smarter…

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He’s truly satanic, so maybe he “lived” rather than “died” because…oh, fuck it./s

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