I just need to find the pink p@$$y hat to put on before I’m sent off to the camps.
Even Vishnu would not have enough fingers.
6 auditors from KPMG wouldn’t be enough to keep track of the lies spewed at tonight’s debate.
Sorry, I thought a Cybertruck was parked in my kitchen. (not really my kitchen).

She’s going to need many more fingers, fingers at levels no one has ever seen.
If you use your fingers as bits, you can get all the way up to 1023.

If you use your fingers as bits, you can get all the way up to 1023.
I know a stonemason who can only get to 511.

C’mon, man! Turn on your brain and think for yourself!
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TPM’s comments are FUCKED UP today.
Drag n drop is not working from the comments…
So as I was about to say…
And there’s the fun. Sometimes a race was always going to be tight to the finish and sometimes a race was always going to be tight until it wasn’t. And the past tense is the only one that’s appropriate because it there’s anything we should have learned by now, this far in to this thus-far lousy century, it’s that the future is weird.

Our political press corpse (sic) doesn’t want someone stable like Harris.
They want a psycho girlfriend like Trump.
Who pours acid on cars.
Abducts children.
And attacks them with kitchen knives.They want someone who boils bunnies.
Give them someone with whom they could settle down, and it’s over – the magic is gone.
The Perpetual Georgetown Cocktail Party™ and Trump have something special.
Let’s not ruin it.
The “apartment” in trump’s fevered dreams of late… He doesn’t wanna move there but the DoJ or state will eventually insist that Mr Nauta, trump’s body servant, pack some toiletries…a tooth brush and paste, under wear, his master’s special comb and hair brush (and hair spray) and that cake make up donnie needs to look “manly”. Clothes will be supplied by the prison he is sent to. Here is the “apartment”…
Praps some faux gold paint for the toilet? Patterned wall paper to remind him of his trump tower digs… Images of the kids and Melania on the wall… something…
@irasdad , you are right. The media need the nut case that is trump. Its the clicks they’re addicted to and make money off of. The crazier the candidate the better and the media love it. Sensible and normal are boring…

The “apartment” in trump’s fevered dreams of late… He doesn’t wanna move there but the DoJ or state will eventually insist that Mr Nauta, trump’s body servant, pack some toiletries…a tooth brush and paste, under wear, his master’s special comb and hair brush (and hair spray) and that cake make up donnie needs to look “manly”. Clothes will be supplied by the prison he is sent to. Here is the “apartment”…
Praps some faux gold paint for the toilet? Patterned wall paper to remind him of his trump tower digs… Images of the kids and Melania on the wall… something…
Smearing his own shit on the walls in lieu of ketchup.
“…she is unquestionably more progressive than Trump on the basic level of preserving democratic order“
Preserving democratic order is neither progressive nor conservative. Arguably, it is both, but there isn’t a scale. It’s a civic duty, full stop.
Liz Cheney says it also…

When the topic of abortion comes up Trump will say doctors are aborting children after birth. I’m hopeful this time VP Harris will call him out on his lie.
Turns out the moderator did. Ha ha.
If this was a sporting event you would watch the prior games on video. Trump uses the same playbook and says the garbage. Trump said babies are killed after birth in the debates from 2016,2020, 2024.
I didn’t see him bringing up the cats and dogs were dinner for immigrants in Ohio. Trump did bring up the mayor of Moscow crap again as he did in 2020.
David Muir knocking him down on the pets point was peak Trump: talking over and protesting that he saw it on TV so obviously, while David Muir tells him nope, I asked the mayor himself. Colbert’s cold open last night was really funny.
As it happened the ABC moderator called him out.