House Intel Committee Subpoenas Michael Cohen In Russia Probe

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Tier 4 Lawyer Knows Senate Accomplices in Control; Tells Congress to Buzz Off.

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He thought she was saying “Poles.” He only listens to Ukranians and Russians…

@littlegirlblue Just in case you can’t get into the Post, here’s the photo of his daughter that he tweeted.

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…and Witness Protection

Based on what’s been happening to Vlad’s enemies, anyone who’s willing to talk has reason to be afraid.

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Even with indictments, we won’t get the pleasure of witnessing a perp walk. Republican party membership has its privileges.

Trump and Cohen go back a ways and I expect Cohen has known enough to bury Trump long before Trump eyed the presidency. I presume Cohen was promised a pardon.

“…has refused congressional requests to provide “information and testimony” pertinent to their investigations into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election”

Fortunately for him, this particular Congress will likely just shrug and say, “He said no. What can you do?”

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He could have asked to have the request rewritten without coming off like a mobster. That is what real lawyers do.

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Right now?, not enough of em. Now we might find out how many of em feel the same way as Nunes and Trump, but at this moment…

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Right now I wouldn’t count on any of them.

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One can only imagine the conversations that he and the so-called President have when talking about their respective daughters.

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I found the article, and it’s astonishing that he says this and admiringly compares his daughter to Edie Sedgwick who died at 28 years old of a drug overdose after having been in and out hospitals for drug addiction all her short life and during her short life was sucked dry by Warhol. Who are these monsters.

So proud of my Ivy League daughter…brains and beauty channeling her Edie Sedgwick. On Instagram

@antisachetdethe @the_mask

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As Mr. Cohen yells down the hall, “Get the shredder fired up!”

http://www.shreddinghouston.net/paper-shredding-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/img_2105.jpg

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I don’t think so. Standard “I don’t want to answer your interrogatories and will now provide a soup of bullshit objections” runs something like this: “Plaintiff objects to Interrogatory No. 1 on the grounds that it is vague, overly broad, unduly burdensome and oppressive.” Season with things like “constitutes abuse of discovery for the purposes of harassing the plaintiff”, frivolous semantic-gamesmanship attacks on the phrasing “such that it cannot be answered” or claims of privilege to taste.

That’s exactly what he’s doing here and it’s the equivalent of just saying “make me.” He vomited everything he thinks might have any chance of sticking knowing that none of it really will.

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THat’s what got me - channeling her Edie Sedgwick? Hoooooly shit!

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Some work for Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe

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Good grief… Adam Schiff will be able to dance circles around him. Bummer.

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If this was a Democratic administration with this many ties to Russia, Republicans in congress would be asking why the executions hadn’t started yet. I guess for the republicans it truly is party over country.

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A father tweeted this? Says a lot about the man.

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‘‘The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,’’ (Shakespeare, Henry VI pt.2)

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He likely thought that no one under the age of 30 knew who she was or they wouldn’t Google Sedgwick’s history.

@littlegirlblue

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